Forever resisting the urge to set Crazy Frog as my ringtone again. It'll be funny ONCE! I know this.

Can I have some subscriber pls

I love it approximately once every 10 days

I hate posting 😡

What if it was neurodivergent to not like Sonic?

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Welcome back!

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when everybody thought XCOM was called XOOM

Picturing the dog as Homer and u as Bart

Hot take but I really like it when fandoms get a large influx of casuals. Most of the time it makes the community more diverse and accepting, while also legitimising the source material.

Children eat too much if you ask me. That money is needed for da bomb.

I prepared a luscious meal and then I ate it because it was for me go make ur own

Me I taught u remember

It's nuts to me that they were so desperate for Kanye that not having him meant cancelling the whole thing. It's like making a film that relies entirely on Mel Gibson.

Wes Anderson's The Very Hungry Caterpillar

I also do that when there's a man outside

@mothcub.bsky.social u need these

U wouldn't dare to say nasty things like that

I heard u don't have a real Nintendo Switch instead urs is puny and spongebob-coloured

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Great movie tbh very visually distressing

Me getting on behind u with my tupperware box full of boiled eggs and fried kipper. 😈

It's a metaphor for me returning to torment u

They call me Sonic.
Cuz I am faster than sound,
I keep on jumping around.
Blue hedgehog Sonic.
With incredible speed,
I'm moving my feet.

u should know I read almost all your posts while on the toilet.

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I do it every year

Cringe thumbnail for Neil Degrasse Tyson video about war.

Wow I cannot wait to watch this!

I knew u were a dummy

They had the perfect mascot already :'-(

wow same

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Basil Eurovision

Job posting for UK Cabinet Office TikTok producer role offering up to 50k.

Remember u could have been on 50k smackeroos making tiktoks 4 Keir