Winning campaign slogan here if anyone wants it.

One dictator down, a few more to go.

This is so well done. 👌

Tried to dm, but won't accept. I just registered as Go Sabs.

Idk, I'm still skeptical that the guys who were too scared to not wear the oversized shoes their boss bought them are somehow going to summon the courage to take him out of office.

As an American, there are always disappointments to register and arguments to engage; amid the chaos of our battered, monied attempt at self-governance, dissent is constant.
But this feeling of being utterly ashamed of America and embarrassed to the core by its president is new, raw and unnerving.

Sitting in the car at the grocery store while it pours down rain, and I have to say, good job peeps. Everyone is returning their carts to the corral even in the driving rain.

Love Sam Fender. As a song writer, he's well beyond his years.

Somebody tell him he needs to sign each dollar bill individually. Autograph style.

Between the cost to park, eat and drink, and the cost of the ticket itself, I am always unsure how people pull off season tickets for the Sabres. We get free tickets sometimes and it is still a $100 plus night. Pick a couple of games and go enjoy it. It's something you definitely want to experience.

Where are your seats?

It's not enough money ever to deal with shitty people.

And Tuch.

Great album.

Big Brand Beane fan.

It's tough because they are playing so well right now, you almost don't want to break it up. But you know they need some more tools and/or experience to make a deep run.

I usually don't watch 60 Minutes or Colbert, but when those segments get pinched by our wannabe overlords, you better believe I'm watching them.

Where does he work? I'm always looking for estate planning attorneys to refer clients to.

Just all part of being great again...

Or Gallup abandoning the presidential approval polls!

The competition is fierce. I would like to nominate RFK for this award.

If China gets a Stanley Cup before the Sabres do, I'm going to be livid.

go off jack white

Has anyone tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?

Same boat over here. Wife is doing the research and she agrees with your statement. She does not want an infrared.

Just delete the account. I did. Don't regret it for a second.

I agree, the WR room is a travesty. BB laughed about people being critical of the WR group before the season.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

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