Either someone is doing the right thing by targeting the car or making you look like the perpetrator 🤔 🧐

That is a crying shame 😆

Dundee Courier: DRUNKEN POLICE CHASE TEEN IN COURT.

Grammar is important.

i know what it’s like to have a penis. not on my body, but in this jar

An image made by monkeon posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically. Subject: NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - JOBS FOR JESUS Body: What jobs would Jesus be good at other than carpentry? Turn Christ into Mr Benn and show us what he'd bring to his various new roles. Suggested by HappyToast.

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - JOBS FOR JESUS

Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11427547
From the 'Jobs for Jesus' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/jobsforjesus/popular/ #JobsForJesus

The President has changed his mind again? Holy moly. If only there was some way of knowing what he was going to do next. If anyone knew that they could make a fortune on the stock exchange and that sort of stuff probably I don't know finance and things right?

I don't know I'm just here for the free breadsticks

I can understand why, I'm guessing it's played better on dry land rather than the ocean.

Tomi Um

“When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical is madness. To surrender dreams — this may be madness. Too much sanity may be madness — and maddest of all: to see life as it is, and not as it should be!”
― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote

Looking west from Black Crag… fabulous today. Bow Fell and over Lingmoor Fell the Langdale Pikes.

i once threw up at a smashing pumpkins concert and billy corgan has yet to ask me if i’m feeling any better.

22:54 S03E06 Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse 17 April 1998

Cancelled

a cat in a toilet bowl

awake
but at what cost

my grandfather drove an Eddie Vedder back in the 50’s

I don't remember seeing any legs, but it definitely had arms because it reached out for me.

Some kind of heist movie where they work out the biggest heist in the world is breaking into politics to control the President and then when they eventually do they find out there’s already five teams ahead of them doing the same thing. “Get to the back of the queue, mate.”

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

this is fucking nuts:

You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!

They're cowards for not doing this.

I like Sierpinksi Triangles so I made this - because tortilla chips are trianglar too, do you see?

TBH I think it worked better in my head...

Any time you can’t remember what a baby swan is called you can just put goose, no one will mind

yet nobody talking about betamaxxing