Stevie Wonder isn't blind
Posts by Emily Andras
The ‘sun’ is out in Toronto today but it’s an illusion, it’s still freezing, don’t be fooled by the false yellow god orb
If I saw that Hercule Poirot or Benoit Blanc or one of these dudes was a guest at a dinner party I was at, I would immediately excuse myself to use the bathroom and get tf outta that cursed house
"Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial: Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later."
girl are you the Strait of Hormuz 'cause last week I didn’t know you exist but now I need in
think of all the crimes I could have solved if I used these 'powers' for good
girl are you the Strait of Hormuz, ’cause the passage status is unclear but I remain committed to entry
workshoping some strait of hormuz pick-ups you can use in church tomorrow, you're welcome
boy are you the Strait of Hormuz, ’cause one entry and my region destabilizes
girl are you the strait of hormuz cause you're a heavily coveted wet passage
girl are you the Strait of Hormuz ’cause the second you open I blow
If A.I. is so powerful and wise why has it been terrible at convincing its users, us, not to despise it. “I’m going to ruin your drinking water and take all your jobs so I can generate non-consensual deepfake porn quickly” what a masterful gambit you shitbot
on starfleek
Wow, fancy
I am I need an upstairs Advil and a downstairs Advil years old
forget chiseling your jaw trying sculpting some charisma
these boys be looksmaxxing when they should be personalitymaking
Artemis II and Project Hail Mary were simultaneous, joyful, moving competency porn but also huge hits = we should do most space stuff and less war stuff
But seriously, congratulations to my people the Hungarians for kicking this corrupt C-list fascist out of power,
and their truly insane face cards, walk around Budapest and be amazed, but mostly the first thing
He’s so good in Deadwood let him live
I wanna be mad but also wanna heal Timothy Olyphant
Wild news cycle, but I missed when Trump healed Timothy Olymphant
Yeah I’m Hungary, Hungary for a goddamn change
I’m too short to enjoy live concerts
we have got to get it together, in like twenty-four hours the astronauts are back
Tubi this and Tubi that. How about you read a play and ask Tubi or not Tubi
Cute photo-op destroys Artemis II mission as Canadian uncorks maple syrup
(podcast) "I can't think of a single more dangerous food to have in zero gravity."
It’s historically SUCH a good con eeeee
10 years, ZERO chill. Let's do this, gentle pervs. #WynonnaEarp
Brb, trying to find all of our chill so we can keep things totally normal when Earper-in-Chief @emandras.bsky.social comes to #DragonCon2026.