I'm at the "Get off my lawn" stage in life.

There isn't enough caffeine for this shit lmao.

I'm all for self-deprecating humor but there's a point where it just becomes needy and sad. Stop looking for validation from strangers.

I love mute buttons.

Don't you love when they overstep and blame you?

I made more coffee than I could take in yesterday and put the rest in the fridge for iced coffee today. Result - best decision ever.

Too many fake accounts in these places. Too many people creating accounts for the sole purpose of harassing others. This site really needs better safety measures. Private accounts at the least.

Good Morning.

80s music is the only era of music that should be allowed to be played in the workplace.

The only Patrick who matters.

Looking in my cupboard for coffee, I see caramel, chocolate, hazelnut, pumpkin spice... Where's the coffee flavored coffee?

Oh thank God

Chicken nuggets. Ooooh or grilled cheese maybe.

I wish I could work in a library. That may sound boring to some, but that kind of peace and quiet every day, surrounded by hundreds of books is a dream.

I'm done giving af.