A screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by Magyar Péter (Ne féljetek), with the handle @magyarpeterMP. The post reads: "Until 31 May, the Orbán puppets may voluntarily step down from their positions. This applies to the President of Hungary, the President of the Curia, the President of the National Office for the Judiciary, the President of the Constitutional Court, and the Prosecutor General. On 12 April, the Hungarian people voted for a complete political transformation. If these officials do not step down voluntarily by 31 May, then — on the basis of the mandate received from millions of Hungarians — we will remove them from office." At the bottom, the timestamp reads "3:04 AM • Apr 21, 2026" alongside "19.9K Views".

Peter Magyar is not playing around at all. He's going to purge every single remnant of corrupt Orbanism. This is exactly how Dems need to be when they retake power.

Oh so that’s why my health insurance premiums shot up and co-pays doubled this year.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Canes up 3-0 after 2 games.

Trump doing his weird little two-fisted dance on a stage, with a larger image of himself projected behind him

this looks like a steve brule meme

Once again "the death of the West" meant "the death of my secret bank account."

I haven't seen him pop back up in a long time (blessedly), but that certainly looks like what I would imagine his skeleton looks like!

Bill O'Reilly? Funny you should say that name. Bill O'Reilly died three years ago, this very night!

Blue 2, by Joan Miró, 1961

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

one of the most unexpected insights I've heard came when I was talking with a bus conductor about an actor and I pointed out something weird he'd said and guy looked at me and went "everyone says stupid things he is not my father why do I have to listen to everything he says" 10/10 healthy attitude

I just assume this is a feature of the school shooter type, of which these guys are all extremely vivid examples

Three women out. Not a single dude

Trump Reportedly Kept Out of Situation Room Due to 'Erratic Behaviour': Inside the Bombshell Claims A dramatic rescue operation in Iran saw President Trump excluded from the Situation Room due to concerns over his behavior, highlighting tensions in crisis leadership.

Trump removed from situation room because of erratic behavior which threatened to jeopardize mission. Sounds like reason for Vance and the cabinet to remove Trump from office under the 25th Amendment.
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it's been 12 years since a friend, somehow having dodged a decade of conspiracy theories and jokes, replied "the band?!?" to hearing "Bush did 9/11" for the first time

to date, it's the single funniest thing we've ever experienced in real life

The cup would melt if you put any oil-based liquids in it, such as melted butter. So it was more of a one-time use thing

When you’re so drunk that you forget this opens you up to discovery:

This is exactly what these glasses should look like, like a brightly colored frog that warns you not to touch it. This is the shun instinct embodied as a design principle

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

My most deeply held and utterly futile position is that the president should never be referred to as "commander in chief" in a non-military context

I said it before and I'll say it again:

Giving a pack of Epstein associates a comprehensive list of all children in the country with home address and school listed, sortable by various traits that indicate vulnerability to exploitation, is the literal diametric opposite of keeping kids safe.

And the big cultural push around “big tech reform” is the idea that we’re protecting children from the harms of big tech, when we’re actually giving big tech the very power they seek to destroy the world for all children. And that is no longer hyperbolic when Palantir is announcing it via manifesto

A lot of our big “we’re gonna hold big tech accountable” bills actually hand them + the government unprecedented power to track, censor, and deplatform internet users—and would require us to link our identities to everything we do online, meaning no more privacy. Greatly reducing opposition to them

At a time when mass surveillance and autonomous weapons companies like Palantir are openly announcing their plans for violent world domination, it is crucial that our attempts at “big tech reform” don’t actually give them more power—ie via government mandated age verification/identity software

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

how is this literally happening in real life

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

we don't need to become different instruments we need to play different songs

me: but jesus, why at some points of my life were there only one set of footprints in the sand?

jesus: (wearing airpods) hey can you hang on a sec someone’s here talking to me