when you have unfathomable amounts of money you stop needing community, because you can just spend money on things that give you the illusion of having all your needs met

I think if I try to count it for real, it’s more like one and two and there and four and one and two and three- buuuuuuuuum

1 2 3 1 2 3 1 2 1 2 3 4 1, buuuuuuuuuuum

There’s a setting in outlook to turn off Copilot and it keeps turning itself back on, multiple times a day. In the mobile apps, this puts a Copilot button where the Compose Email button usually is

@monteiro.bsky.social (so you can undo your reskeet if desired)

a tabby cat facing away from the camera, watching the image projected on the wall intently. in the projected image, a helicopter prepares to airlift an integrity crew member off of the raft in the pacific ocean

Noodles did not care about splashdown but he was captivated by the recovery helicopters

“The work was good, they did it right“ 😭

Saw this while heading home from a midnight-to-8. Welcome to the club!

I think I finally understand that thing about the monkey paw now

Unfortunately the price of a rare vaktrak sighting is being stuck behind the vaktrak

photo of a train on the subway tracks but it’s not a passenger train, it looks freighty and says VAKTRAK on the side

Photo of the connection between two of the vaktrak’s cars. It’s a sealed chute of some kind, I assume for blowing trash from one car to the next

the rear car of the VAKTRAK which appears to consist only of a shitload of batteries

VAKTRAK SIGHTING

maggie wheeler is an underrated sitcom talent

this toot is how i found out

is there such a thing as an Edmund Fitzgerald burlesque show

ME: oh a little Zohran video for St Patrick's Day, probably just celebrating Irish culture, maybe a few green beer jokes

ZOHRAN (2 minutes in): ...and that's why King Leopold I of Belgium is a big wet bitch. Furthermore...

they kept asking me if i needed anything and finally i requested the only thing i wanted in the world, chocolate pudding. three of them went on a 2am expedition and brought me back some chocolate muscle milk which was pretty damn close considering the circumstances

one time my house had a party while i was in bed with strep throat and a parade of drunk people kept coming in one by one to visit with me at my bedside

a tabby cat named noodles curled up so tight you can’t even see his paws, it’s not certain he even has any, that’s how curled up he is. snoozing with closed eyes and using tail for a pillow.

great cat, here also is a picture of my cat

we exist to delight one another, not to delight ourselves

an old dell tower on the floor of an empty office with a post it saying “do not unplug” because its job is running the script that calculates sales commissions once a month

the number of critical business processes running out of a local chrome extension on the second laptop of a long-tenured team member is as terrifying as it is unknown

a painting of a lady in a black ruffly dress with matching hat. she is sitting in a wicker chair before an abstract garden scape. she is probably embroidering something but the object in her hand sorta looks like a smartphone viewed from the side. she is looking up at the viewer with a blasé expression

me reading your posts

A member of ACT UP said that during the peak years of the AIDS crisis in the 1980s: “We went to funerals and buried our friends in the morning, protested in the afternoon and then fucked danced and partied all night.”

Because the world is on fire, it’s on us to live out loud. We need to do it all.

haven’t experienced a thrill like that since the dvd player screen saver thingy hit the corner perfectly that one time

i am terrified by how organized they are

“Deathy vaccines and you” will hit different nowadays

i miss monkeymao press

Skateboard stop-motion

in the sober light of morning i stand by this