no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

madly jealous you fucking legend

As described, It depicts bats in place of actors from the popular kabuki play Chūshingura. The print is a parody, replacing the play's dramatic actors with bats.

Hello Wednesday.
Bats with Umbrellas, Tsukioka Yoshitoshi, 1882.

at some point, I have to assume that you are speaking in bad faith or just willfully ignorant because in fact sometimes it is ALL the media is talking about.

“Why is no one in the media talking about this?!” and it’s literally the top story on the NYT website.

hiiiii i'm offering fic for @fthkpop.bsky.social but currently listed under 'syn' -- in process of getting my username changed on the sheet to 'tuhreesha', which is my ao3 handle but take a look if you're interested~~~~ lots of yr faves on there as well!

how's annie? @ventriclemouse Dad jokes are ok but Mom Jokes are insisting that a squirrel she sees a lot is the mayor of the neighborhood and every time you talk she says "I saw the mayor today."

A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR." The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

"well as long as it's age appropriate" no fuck you guys actually, i read adult books when i was 12 and now i'm weird as hell, as i SHOULD be

THE WHOLE STADIUM YELLING "A MINOR" JUST GAVE ME NEW LIFE AND A NEW DEDICATION TO BEING A HATER

Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Bullwinkle?

sending my love 💖

A cat sleeping in an oil painting style

A little nap for the morning study cat ♥ #cat #art #morningstudy

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

He looks like a Muppet who's going to do physical comedy with Rizzo

The marginal details of the David Lynch memorial at the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy are what make it.

Yknow what day it is 😎

omg!!!

"wow you blocked me just cuz I disagreed with you???" yes. Yes, exactly. This is a social media site. I come here to look at pictures of birds and shit post with my friends. This is not a town hall merging; I am not your elected official. I do not owe you my energy, my space, or my time. You and I are strangers that use the same website. I can block you for literally any reasons and that's okay. Take a deep breath. Block me too. You'll feel better.

Resurfacing this old wisdom imparted by a sage internet denizen of yore, as we embark on this new Bluesky journey together:

(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used

Writing tip: After you finish, go back & cut all the adverbs. Then all the adjectives. Then all the other words. Eat the paper. Now you're free.

A stupid ass edit of Hulk as a skilled artist.

Whenever people ask me if I'm a gifted artist.

bodyswap aus are always good. put that guy in a situation, that situation being another guy.

He's a secret agent

so, I've found straight hockey romance books, feels a bit weird coming at those after devouring mlm romances. are there also wlw hockey romance books? #LookingForBookRecs

i'm not meant to withstand such things!!!