Availability of a sarcasm font is imperative

Is this really how the theater is configured, or is this just a fucked-up diagram?

Can’t really effectively grow coalitions by shitting on some of your coalition, can you?

“WORLD WAR III: What may happen if Trump win the second term” Picture of President Trump speaking into a microphone in front of USA flags

So is it World War III yet?

It’s fun to mentally walk through the hypothetical scenario in which this info became public during a trial of Donald Trump before the 2024 election!

She was the original and best Miss Teschmacher

They’re extremely patriotic because the U.S. government gives them anything they want

It’s not in search of a problem; the “problem” is too many people voting for Democrats

Trump is now confronted with another global emergency, as he was with COVID, only this time it’s world energy supply instability and he is directly causing it

Responding to “In honor of the 150th Anniversary of Alexander Graham Bell receiving a patent for the telephone... here's one of my favorite telephone songs... what's one of yours?”

Here is one of mine:

What about those of us who already bought the 3 volumes? Can we get a cool slipcase too?

Pretty sure heaven would love that

Man this is wack

h/t: #TheBeat #AriMelber

This is what happens when the electorate hands control of the country to white supremacists

I couldn’t if I fried (eggs)

Next set of questions: “Is National Security Advisor a full-time job? Is Secretary of State a full-time job? How do you sustain holding two full-time jobs, both of which have grave importance to our national security?”

I’m often faced with the realization that I have become nostalgic for many of the things I used to hate

Is there an app that can turn my iPhone into a hand warmer?

Vice President JD Vance and Second Lady Usha Vance at church service

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The Pompidou?

I’m sure there are some people still alive today who remember hearing it on the radio

Can you imagine what an unaccountable shitshow would be privatized air traffic control?

Ridiculous headline. Do better, @seattletimes-rss.bsky.social

Huh

Oh! But love grows
where my Rosemary goes
and nobody knows
like me.

Tan, Brown, Bone, or Black?

Belly
Star
Jan 25, 1993