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Posts by Zach Pennington πŸ–•βœŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

After an hour, this is still up, and is the most recent post. Bluesky is clearly an auto-posting afterthought in the Senator's office.

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a man is wearing headphones and holding a gun and says `` i will not give that order '' . ALT: a man is wearing headphones and holding a gun and says `` i will not give that order '' .

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He says, as a foreigner, interfering in an election.

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FFS, guys. Just an endless stream of horrific ABs from the middle of the order. Dan's not helping around the edges, either. More excellent pitching, wasted.

#goMs

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Depluralize a movie

Alien minus 1

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Lunar eclipse from Orion (Artemis II mission).

Lunar eclipse from Orion (Artemis II mission).

What a day. ❀️

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Why is NASA monitoring the Death Star? #whatsupwiththat

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@mclauchlin.bsky.social

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Trump Truth Store temporarily closes on account of low sales amid Iran war Shop owner says would-be customers might be hesitant to buy or wear pro-Trump merchandise due to the broadly unpopular conflict.

Trump Truth Store temporarily closes on account of low sales amid Iran war www.chicagotribune.com/2026/04/03/t...

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Kevin Anderson and Brian Herbert (among others) love this guy. Because he's worse at writing Sci-Fi than they are.

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LA28 gear! πŸ‘
...by Fanatics. 🀬

Seriously, fire Wasserman.

shop3.olympics.com

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Looks like a winner.

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Congratulations!

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Mike likes his strategy. Wishes he thought of it, because it would get around the porn alert app he installed on his phone. Not that anyone would send Mike nudes either.

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Jerrydetector, amirite?

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"THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE."

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I've given up on Inbox Zero. The closest I get is to occasionally "mark all as read".

Downloads Zero, however: let's do this.

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*5. Sorry Dom, forgot about you. 😬

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From Baseball Reference on April 6th, 2026. The top 12 Mariners players by WAR. Cole Young is first.

From Baseball Reference on April 6th, 2026. The top 12 Mariners players by WAR. Cole Young is first.

The Mariners WAR leaders so far this season. No disrespect to anyone pictured, but this is not what you want to see. 4 position players. Out of 12. #goMs

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Kobe Sanders is the 2nd player named Kobe in NBA history to post at least 17 points and 4 steals on the road in Sacramento, joining Kobe Bryant. Sanders is the first Kobe to do it with 0 turnovers.

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Went to Mariners @ Angels today. I think it would be OK if we put God Bless America on hold for a while.

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Happy to be going to a bunch of events and cheer on whomever is playing for way less than that.

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If I were in Trump's Cabinet, I would spend Easter calling constitutional lawyers about the 25th Amendment.

This is completely, utterly unhinged. He's already killed thousands. He's going to kill thousands more.

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Hard pass(over)

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Scoreboard at Las Vegas Ballpark, with Ryan Fitzgerald up. Fun fact: Reads to his dog to help him go to sleep.

Scoreboard at Las Vegas Ballpark, with Ryan Fitzgerald up. Fun fact: Reads to his dog to help him go to sleep.

Scoreboard at Las Vegas Ballpark, with James Tibbs III up. Fun fact: once ate a whole plate of pigs feet

Scoreboard at Las Vegas Ballpark, with James Tibbs III up. Fun fact: once ate a whole plate of pigs feet

Scoreboard at Las Vegas Ballpark, with Jack Suwinski up. Fun fact: favorite musical artist is Yoko Ono. Yep.

Scoreboard at Las Vegas Ballpark, with Jack Suwinski up. Fun fact: favorite musical artist is Yoko Ono. Yep.

Scoreboard at Las Vegas Ballpark, with Nick Senzel up. Fun fact: enjoys a hot pretzel with mayonnaise.

Scoreboard at Las Vegas Ballpark, with Nick Senzel up. Fun fact: enjoys a hot pretzel with mayonnaise.

lol

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Pittsburgh. Oh wait, that was when I was there in The Last of Us.

Nashville.

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Oh damn. That means I've bought at least 2 H/hammers.

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1. Tim Cook has been bad on Trump v.2, no question.
2. This proposal was from a conservative think tank, Cook did not endorse it.
3. A lot of y'all outta read before re-posting and/or commenting.

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Parseword - A tricky wordplay game Transform phrases through wordplay to solve cryptic crossword puzzles.

Parseword #66
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πŸ’Ž Perfect

Parseword is like Wordle, in that it was created by the same guy. And that it's a word game. And that autocorrect will try to fix both when you type them.

www.parseword.com

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That is so good.

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