I have a headcanon that Rock's an absolute god at rhythm games and this was the first thing I thought of

Weird Sandbox Game Garn47 Sands Down Sharp Edges Garn47, a delightfully oddball open world game, has updated to version 2.4 with clearer graphics, controls, and a renewed sense of mystique.

We don't just call ourselves #EnebaIndependentGamingNews for shits and giggles: if it's indie and it looks interesting to us, we cover it.

Case in point: #Garn47, the delightfully weird open world game by @floombo.bsky.social recently got updated to ver 2.4.

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Once hidden in a Friday Night Funkin' fangame, surreal free exploration sandbox Garn47 gets a major makeover with the 'Glorgle update' We've no idea what a Glorgle is but I'm sure someone's going to find out soon.

I don't know why they keep letting me get away with stuff like this, but I got to write about Garn47.

A janky little free game that was once a hidden bonus in a Friday Night Funkin' mod. Now a patreon-funded phenomenon with a rabid following picking apart every update for ARG-esque lore tidbits.

Garn47 2.4 is out now!

-This is a big overhaul update that changes many aspects of the game as well as adding more to explore!

Itch link below!

Garn47 by Floombo It's Grahsome!

floombo.itch.io/garn47

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#Garn47

2 idiots play Minecraft Skyblock Co-op YouTube video by Egg Wizard

new video dropped i forgot to announce it here because it was like 10pm
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OH. OHHHHHHHHHHHH. OH MY GOD

Bsky will not survive as a platform when Twitter has exclusives like Horse Race Tests

it's not that complicated, honestly

Stardew Valley? that's a metroidgrainia
League of Legends? a metroidlaneia
Among Us? metroidfeignia
if it's boring? it's metroidplainia.

was that so hard to metroidexplainia?

Game: House
Console: PlayStation Portable
Created by: Lenny819
Uploaded on: February 10th, 2008

this also applies to splatoon. don't get hacked y'all please be careful out there 🙏

nothing better than video games

They immediately make this news exclusive to Nintendo Today just to show they're not messing around

Im crying bro everyone said Deltarune Tomorrow but Miyamoto pulled up with Nintendo Today

will the virtual cartridges also taste bitter

FNF Pitstop 2 - March 31st

Indie game tarot returns! Here’s a WIP. Can you guess the game?

Crushing Blow Dealt to Oligarchy as Local Man Creates Bluesky Account The massive tech billionaire-run oligarchy suffered a devastating blow today as local account coordinator and frisbee golf enthusiast, Michael Murray, created an account on the new social media platfo...

Crushing Blow Dealt to Oligarchy as Local Man Creates Bluesky Account
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@garn47.bsky.social the original version of this got like 750 likes on twitter so here's a remake #garn47 #totallygarnular

Garn47 by Floombo It's Grahsome!

One deeply weird gaming artifact I'm looking forward to is the next version of Garn47. The weird spooky shitpost game that originally launched hidden in a Friday Night Funkin' fangame.

It is now standalone, Patreon-funded and due its fourth expansion soon. The soundtrack is genuinely fantastic.

Real opening paragraph in an Official Nintendo Magazine feature

"I once punched my younger brother so hard in the chest that he vomited up that morning's breakfast - cornflakes mainly. It wasn't technically the Heimlich manoevre, as he wasn't choking and I wasn't trying to save him-"

František Kočvara, known later in England as Frantisek Kotzwara (1730[1] – September 2, 1791[2][3]), was a Czech violist,[1] virtuoso double bassist and composer. Portrait of Frantisek Kotzwara His death was one of the first recorded instances of death by erotic asphyxiation.

Although fifty-seven is not prime, it is jokingly known as the Grothendieck prime after a legend according to which the mathematician Alexander Grothendieck supposedly gave it as an example of a particular prime number.[5] The error was committed by another famous mathematician Hermann Weyl in a published article.[6]

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This is what your reposts and signal boosts can do for independent artists.