Well our timelines have diverged

Well we did in the future

im rotating a cube in my heart

Do you want to sign up with me to take that chronomancy class at the community college?

Hen yeah

I went to the Island that makes you Old from Old and now I'm old and don't know you

"Kurt Cobain was a tran-" Abraham Lincoln was a trans woman. Use your fucking brain.

Are you planning to curse your REAL SWORD?

He rode in on a horse-cock named Friday

GodDAMMIT

Oooo, a REAL sword?

For a brief moment I thought "aw that's sweet" but you also could've just added a post to the thread— something tells me you're being dishonest

The joke has no intrinsic moral value

Thinking about a sprinkle themed swim suit

Hrm

Yeah but I didn't like the joke so it only felt appropriate that I try to murder you

IT'S STUPID AND GOOD

I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS!!!!!!!!!!

I detonate the plastic explosives within the tomato

The tomato perfectly hits a greased curve in the wall behind you, hurtling back at you at incredible speed

Workkk

Alright chuckle fucks- Vampire Crawlers time.

Kinda thinking 1 piece big cat print

What kind of swimsuit should Jorah get this summer

Lilith im throwing a tomato at you in my mind

Thanks 😊

I'm Barbie!

Hi thea 👋 what's up

Maybe I put rhinestones on all my shirts...