We Sith have a bit of a fatherly complex: Donalds father drove his brother into suicide & him to be a pathological attention grabber, victimhood projector and liar. My drove me to faking a genius. Luke Skywalker growing up without a father wasn’t that bad after all …
#Gaga
If only my Optimus clone warrior army was ready already. Human soldiers with conscience caring for family, friends, comrades & neighbors are just no reliable slave soldiers. Now that my illusions are falling apart …
#Dogie
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I’ll make your leader my duke …
My supercorps already own most of your pathetic economy, why should I attack the UK?
Remember Yugoslavia after Tito‘s death? US needed 10 years to trigger the Balkan wars. ‚Leaders‘ on all sides had Fullbright ‚education‘ in the US. Finally you dropping Uranium enriched bombs on the capital. And you thought to be ‚the good empire‘? The dark side of the force has always been …
#Gaga
To much credit for acolyte Trump.Told him he can be like golden British emperor George III and prevent the Declaration of Independence. His only skill to use the force is simple trigger illusions for the uneducated masses.
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Made sure Mars is excluded from the tariff list
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I want you to panick!
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People still believe the illusion my numbers. Got no idea how I shift registrations, sales, revenues, profits in the pod racer business. Got no governance. Wait until German march registrations are out. Where manufacturer registrations tricks split-out. >-70% YoY & YtD.
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With the insurrection act in place, I'll execute Order 65. JD has couched to broad ambitions, the Sith have a seat & rule of one ...
At least I, NSA, CIA, FBI, Darth Putin & Darth Xi can't be surprised by anything coming out of acolyte Donalds national security council anymore. Didn't even need to complete order 66 on my starlinks & systems installed ...
#Gaga
You still don't see my secret Sith master's plan of poisoning humanity with US made drugs & food. Easiest solution to the planets overpopulation crisis as modelled by my Grok artifical unintelligence assistant.
#FDAFirings
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Sneaky. G6 just became G5+ without us even realizing we’re not welcome any more!
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Since I couldn’t match the Sith style of Hollywood or the SS style of past fascists I opted for the nerd version…
My plan to eliminate fraud & abuse rests on Wisconsin. I need to complete takeover of the old Republic to uphold my Pozi schemes, eliminate fraudulent, faulty humanity & make the galactic empire great again starting with my robots self-replicating on Mars.
#Gaga
You still don’t understand why I needed to buy your old republic? My empire of lies &I Illusions was about to implode anyway. Your prosecuting deep state helplings were on my heels for my illegal crimes. There was & is never any going back on two feet …
@joniaskola.bsky.social
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I force you to redo your video on Ponzi schemes. The ones I‘m running are of planetary destruction scale. Deserves more than a honorific mention?
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Wallstreet bribed a bail-out 15 years ago. My bigger bubble of lies & Illusions needed a takeover to go on a bit longer …
#Gaga
Less a human shield. More a drunk-driver as my spies learned on Bluesky:
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This meme was mine days ago. You’ll pay for that leak …
Got inspired by Romania‘s Gypsie bridal markets. The only people apart from me who fully understood the population bomb.
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Now censored the reach of critical media. Congrats @wired.com for reaching 12 reactions on 1.8 million people within 2+ hours on #LinkedIn.
Flee to #Mastodon you fools, but follow privacy tips I pinned to my profile here.
#Gaga
Yep. Don’t drink & destroy-kill so in his girl friends home without your wife driving …
Underestimating Sith Lord strength by illusion. Goebbels didn’t own Hitler, he was a tool …
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Time to track those down which still can receive analogue radio casts …
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Don’t understand why acolyte Hegseth would already need a human shield in those meetings?
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My genius 20 Bn. overpay fraud to manipulate you with more illusions…
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Busy flodding the zone with dark force to distract you. You still take me literally, don’t you see every word is an illusion to us?
#Gaga
Bow to the power of my illusions! The myth of a genius amplified via the platform I own. You guys have been prepared for this by believing in your NASDAQ bubble, worthless 401ks & anything else minor Finance & Digital Sith Lords built to enslave you. Your doddering old senate bought since Reagan…