bro it’s gonna trickle down for sure. trust bro

big ben is actually the name of the clocktower’s pussy

"If you were in charge of star trek, what would you do?"

panic.

"PURITY TESTS, PURITY TESTS," I scream as the leftists demand I be held accountable for my many many violent crimes

you can get a billboard on the tube for about six hundred pounds and if you think i haven’t had conversations about that you are very much mistaken

The mystery of the 'legal name fraud' billboards Scores of posters have appeared around the UK warning of

www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazin...

Growth for the sake of growth kills brands it’s like the oldest rule

i think the first time i came across this bullshit was because of a billboard opposite south ruislip tube that said “LEGAL NAMES ARE A LIE” so i googled it. maybe… ten years ago?

that’s a tricky one, isn’t it? too harsh, and the cracks widen; too sweet, and you crumble

Well, Officer, define “sober.”

where do horses try each other for war crimes? at the Hayyyygue

i think it means you need to change your name

i got your name wrong but i’m not retyping that shit

I HEREBY GIVE NOTICE THAT THE LEGAL MAN KNOWN AS THE NAME OF GUY KEPLY HAS HERETOFORE BEEN GIVEN LEGAL NOTICE OF BEING GIVEN NOTICE THAT HE SHALL IMMEDIATELY CEASE DESIST STOP COLLABORATE AND OR LISTEN

I’m reading your posts at 1.5x speed.

Treble Clef: here are the notes I hope you like them ☺️

Bass Clef: I moved all your stuff, good luck finding anything, Ds are Fs now fuck you

put one up immediately facing it and they’ll never leave their home ever again

She was known to have a passion for the Orchestra, but was actually just xylophoning it in

my ai jesus app is more expensive than the others, but it is programmed to say that butt stuff is allowed, so…

mark twain: history doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes

history: my name is HISTORY and i’m here to SAY,

mark twain: sorry, he’s always like this after a few drinks

“i heard you like bad girls” i purr in your ear, just before enthusiastically applauding between movements of a symphony

that goal was: quite good #thefootball #analysis

When a person loses 1 sense the others are heightened. That's why people who have no sense of humor have an amazing sense of self-importance.

Kate Bush being interviewed, her chin rests on her hand as she looks to the side. a timer reads - 06:02:36:02 caption reads “Kate Bush takes a ten second pause to absorb a thought”

me too

[every job listing]

Is [VANILLA-ASS JOB SKILL] your passion? Do you know all there is to know about [VANILLA-ASS JOB SKILL]? Would life be empty without [VANILLA-ASS JOB SKILL]? Have you killed and would you kill again for [VANILLA-ASS JOB SKILL]

just checked and schiff directed, whitford wrote

john francis daley got killed off from bones because he went off to be a writer/director - including co-writing spider-man: no way home and co-writing/co-directing dungeons & dragons

bradley whitford and richard schiff both wrote and directed episodes of the west wing, didn’t they?

why are you, as a man, not as swift as a coursing river with all the force of a great typhoon and all the strength of a raging fire?

"You'll fuck it up" from all sides of Elland Road towards the travelling corner. #lufc