pretending that the “too old” refers to the moon. The moon is too old

and you snarpen your snife

take me to snurch (snail church) YouTube video by fairyeiry

I just showed @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social Take me to Snurch (Snail Church) and it absolutely broke him

youtu.be/RrDt9a0q3P0?...

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

if you tell me the baby is “too cute,” i assume you mean such excess cannot be borne, and that the creature must be destroyed.

According to my sources, the FBI was initially open to a concurrent investigation with the MN Bureau of Criminal Apprehension (the state agency that would do this investigation).

Trumpy U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen heard about this and intervened, barring the FBI from cooperating with local police.

Broken Claude Max · Issue #7410 · anomalyco/opencode Description As of a few moments ago, usage of claude max stopped with the following error: I did try to reconnect, but got the same error. Plugins No response OpenCode version 1.1.8 Steps to reprod...

Anthropic bans use of API in OpenCode CLI tool

...in front of her car, going against every bit of training he supposedly had, not to mention common sense.

Every alleged "danger" ICE and the administration are claiming as a justification for the shooting was actually created, in one way or another, by ICE.

/end

Bit of serendipity while read Vonnegut’s Jailbird: came across a quote that our fictional Walter F. Starbuck includes in his memoir, and as luck would have it, I have that book lol

I’m not entirely sure where Walz was going with this, but when a reporter asked if they could offer protection to students trying to safely attend school despite ICE raids, Walz referenced Ruby Bridges and Little Rock.

Here’s my opinion on the new typescript compiler:

You should write programs in the language you want to.

not sure why people are getting my /s for sarcastic confused with my /s for sincere

Sean Thomason @TheThomason Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."

It's embarrassing. They should at least be using the latest Gemini or something that would be.. at least somewhat accurate.

Google AI responding to "will water freeze at 25 degrees" Fahrenheit with "no and at 25 degrees water will remain in its liquid state"

Worth nothing Google AI is not the best source of information 😬

Actor Gates McFadden, in her Dr. Beverly Crusher costume from Star Trek - The Next Generation, riding on a unicycle on the Universal Studios backlot. You're welcome.

Gates McFadden, in her Dr. Beverly Crusher costume, on a unicycle.

You're welcome.

By all rights, this should be my main platform but I can't seem to get into it.

Dual_EC_DRBG with Justin Schuh and Matthew Green YouTube video by Security Cryptography Whatever

NEW EPISODE!

Our esteemed guests @justinschuh.com and @matthewdgreen.bsky.social joined us to debate whether
`Dual_EC_DRBG` was intentionally backdoored by the NSA or 'just' a major fuckup:

securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/12/07/d...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0eo...

you just wanted to be liked by strangers, which is the fundamental hamartia we share.

Brb googling.

Being an internet personality is an absolutely idiotic career choice for a man who hates conflict. How did I end up here...

Israel's spy agency, Mossad, spent years orchestrating Hezbollah walkie-talkie, pager plots Retired Israeli case agents behind Mossad's boobytrapped pagers and walkie-talkies in Lebanon explain how they got Hezbollah to buy the devices and the plots' impact on the Middle East.

Mossad's exploding pager op began 10 yrs ago with explosives in walkie-talkies. Hezbollah bought 16,000+ of these, but Mossad didn't detonate them until this yr. In 2022 Mossad began booby-trapping pagers too. Unlike walkie-talkies, which only got worn in battle, Hezbollah wore pagers all the time

How Peter Buxtun Exposed the Notorious Tuskegee Syphilis Scandal For years, he tried to expose the Tuskegee syphilis study – but no one would listen.

Buxton's persistence in challenging the Tuskegee Syphilis Study is a reminder of the willful ignorance of the scientific and medical establishments to racial (and other forms of) injustice. Today we see it in the refusal to ban (or even regulate) the pulse oximeter. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

neondatabase / neon Neon: Serverless Postgres. We separated storage and compute to offer autoscaling, code-like database branching, and scale to zero.

neondatabase / neon: Neon: Serverless Postgres. We separated storage and compute to offer autoscaling, code-like database branching, and scale to zero. ★15513 https://github.com/neondatabase/neon

@safety.bsky.app when you make a vague post about bots tomorrow, remember to tag me
Thanks <3

Okay I'm going to sleep now, but for the folks asleep now, or just waking up;
I got banned! I appealed and was denied! And yet here I am! Posting from my silly account.
My aaron tracking bot got banned though, Cause aaron liked a porn scraper bot and didn't like that it was public.
Anyway, im alive🥰

as a quick note. Yes, the bot i made posted what Aaron liked. No, I did not make the posts.
I was out drinking with friends. I tried to reply to a post but was told my account was removed. I didn't know what the bot posted until others posted screenshots.

so you're telling me the head of bluesky trust and safety got caught in 4K liking porn bot posts like a pervert and as a mid-jerkoff panic response banned the trans woman who made the bot that noticed it? is that about the size of things?

???????????????????????? what the fuck

Discord mod ass behaviour