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Ole ole y todo eso 💐

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up together, with Green deep in thought and Blue sound asleep.
Green, thinking: I want to kiss your neck and nibble your ears and touch your butt and fluff your tail, and... I want to touch you everywhere at the same time. My body is inefficient.

As Green speaks out nonchalantly, Blue opens one eye, deeply baffled by what he hears.
Green: You make me wish I had tentacles.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up together, with Green deep in thought and Blue sound asleep. Green, thinking: I want to kiss your neck and nibble your ears and touch your butt and fluff your tail, and... I want to touch you everywhere at the same time. My body is inefficient. As Green speaks out nonchalantly, Blue opens one eye, deeply baffled by what he hears. Green: You make me wish I had tentacles.

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U stoopid

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Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

1 day ago 5384 1571 37 9
Screenshot of YouTube video summary from the YouTube Studio page, showing a long button with an AI icon reading "Catch me up on this video", while to smaller buttons are shoved off to the side. I've penciled "actual analytics" and "comments" in to show what the smaller buttons do, and written "fucking AI SLOP" over the new, big button

Screenshot of YouTube video summary from the YouTube Studio page, showing a long button with an AI icon reading "Catch me up on this video", while to smaller buttons are shoved off to the side. I've penciled "actual analytics" and "comments" in to show what the smaller buttons do, and written "fucking AI SLOP" over the new, big button

oh boy, youtube changed its interface again lmao, there's a new button in the video summary

and they made the button EXTRA BIG and the other buttons much smaller, just in the hopes that someone would please please please click on it please use it PLEASE

it's not even a "dark pattern" it's just sad

19 hours ago 372 93 11 0
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WELCOME TO TOMODACHI LIFE CUNO

3 days ago 3240 1016 16 6
Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different  board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

Types of Board Game

xkcd.com/3235/

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No ha encontrado manera de quedárselos ella sin ingresarlos directamente en su cuenta o en la de su testaferro :(

1 day ago 158 58 1 3

Me salió la semana pasada, unskippable thumbnail

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Brujopogo time

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Ayer estaba escuchando yo también ruido de chunda chunda cerca de mi casa y tuve que cerrarme la ventana

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『ダンジョン飯』黒猫柄の赤い着物を着たイヅツミのイラスト

『ダンジョン飯』黒猫柄の赤い着物を着たイヅツミのイラスト

🐈‍⬛👘

2 days ago 3952 1483 2 0
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El gran misterio El gran misterio

LA VIÑETA | El gran misterio

✍️ Por Manel Fontdevila

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a photo of a large ship off the California coast in a hazy evening light

a photo of a large ship off the California coast in a hazy evening light

i live close enough to a navy base that sometimes on the drive home it's like "there's a star destroyer out there again"

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ElMundoToday compra The Wild Project

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Menos mal

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Mi oportunidad se folla a tu vicisitud pim pam pum 500 de daño chúpala

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Vale Andrea, mata a Quidera y que @flordehierro.bsky.social se traiga a Kafka a Barovia

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Se contentará Strahd con Kafka o seguirá buscando a Ireena?

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Eeee quieto parao

3 days ago 2 0 0 0

Tuviste que trabajar ayer?

3 days ago 0 0 1 0
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The problem with Star Wars is that you watch it when you're 11, and your imagination goes wild wondering what else could be out there in this cool sci-fi universe. But then the franchise keeps going and the best thing they could come up with is, you know, the same stuff you've already seen.

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a man is sitting at a table with a tray of food on it ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a tray of food on it

meter el coche en Sevilla durante la feria y la final de la copa del rey

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AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

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Not that rare but

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Joder, soy

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BUFFFFFF

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Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

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