[VR] We Were In A Mood To Party, And That's How I Ended Up Having Sex With My Old Lady Boss (Who Missed Out On Her Chance To Get Married Like A Normal Woman). Ever Since That Day, I Could Never Forget Her Super Amazing P*ssy ... And So I Called That Old Lady Over Again To A Hotel And Enjoyed The Gre
My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you
Bill Maherty Supreme
My favorite flavor: EVIL!
I’ve had many conversations over the past few weeks about FireRed and LeafGreen since the Switch ports dropped. Truly fantastic games. Monumental, if I’m being quite honest!
Being a horror fan who lives in Pittsburgh is pretty neat ‘cause sometimes you just randomly encounter Tom Savini
I’ve officially decided that I’m never playing D&D all because of this one guy I know who’s extremely annoying about it.
Why is this app showing me so many posts about people’s dogs dying???
Getting kicked out of my queer/neurodivergent friend group for not liking Smiling Friends, followed by me getting kicked out of my straight guy friend group for not liking I Think You Should Leave
Haven’t really gotten a handle on who exactly this Cl*vicular guy is. Is he a… TikTok star? Twitch streamer? Those are the only types of zoomer internet celebrity I can think of.
NOT NOW DAMMIT
Movie night with my most trusted pal Pippa
SUCCESS!!!
Wish me luck as I attempt to secure Bob Dylan tickets 🤞🤞🤞
20 hours into Dragon Quest XI. Magnificent game. I get why this series is a cherished national institution in Japan.
Dude you should come see my new place. It’s got a walk-in living room!
Big fan of words that have silent letters. Just there for the love of the game.
Lena Dunham being back in the news got me thinking I should rewatch Girls.
New Saosin is “eh” 🫤
You'd think I'd have watched The Pitt by now considering I know people who worked on it
Bravely contributing to the discourse by saying I think Geese are pretty good regardless of whether or not they’re industry plants.
Got my ticket yesterday to see The Format and The Get Up Kids this fall and then an hour or so later a guy came into my work wearing a Get Up Kids shirt.
Always nice to encounter REAL Music appreciators 🙏
Real High IQ television:
youtu.be/9uA6N13oW9E?...
Now that Smiling Friends is over, everyone get more into The Shivering Truth NOW!!!
having Cartoons Autism can be so embarrassing. I’m almost 30 and I still have entire days where all I can think about is Dexter’s Laboratory.
Pics that go hard
