I love when Delilah "sits pretty" with her paws crossed 😍

Got Delilah a new bed since the smell has finally gone away after "the skunkening" 🤢 🫠

Despite a medical scare last month, overall I'd say 19 is treating Patch pretty well. At least she continues to enjoy a confortable life 😂🥰

🎶I always feel like somebody's watching meeee🎶

Elon Musk now has access to your Social Security number. The world’s richest man has gained access to the confidential personal information of every taxpayer in the United States.

Additional scripts for cis het white men who want to be better allies:

“What a weird thing to say”

“Do you hear yourself right now?”

“You shouldn’t say shit like that to people”

“I won’t let you talk to them that way”

“That’s a disgusting opinion to have”

“Shut the fuck up, dude”

Elon Musk staff has been caught installing hard drives inside the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), the Treasury Department, and the General Services Administration (GSA).

Same, Gus. Same.

Meanings of “that went well”

1. That went as well as I hoped
2. That went slightly better than expected
3. It went pretty badly but it’s fine
4. I didn’t really notice how it went
5. Couldn’t have gone worse really
6. No one died

They love each other 😻

Hello.