Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach -The Onion

Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
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Call me old fashioned, but I feel like halftime coverage should cover the same sport as the one being broadcast.

Blackened tenders, red beans, and some honey for the biscuit. Tea to wash it all down.

Oh yeah. The little sisters. Thanks!

What game is this from?

Congratulations! I know that’ll be a good time!

*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby*
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit

Usually when 11 Duke students get together it's called Conspiracy to Commit Securities Fraud

Also glad I’m actually going to the game since my cable company is being extorted by The Mouse™️….

War Damn Eagle! Excited to see old friends and make new ones this season!