Larry the Cat fans 👇🧵

Yeh. Those were the days my friend.

The optimism that things can only get better.

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Yeh.

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I thank you for the clarification.

Being PM is as cursed as being the England Manager.

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Omg.
All these years I’ve been saying ‘B3 TA’ in my head like you were some kind of android.

I spend my Nectar points on the next week's shopping. With that amount you could get all the special treats :D

I do. Plenty of delivery slots where I live, and subs are minimal. Automatic refund vouchers within hours of delivery if they find a price difference to their promise. And the Nectar prices are well worth having.

Hope all goes OK 😻

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They like nothing better than thriving on chaos. Every PM, no matter what stripe, ends up being brought down, or attempted to, by the press.
There's 5-6 Bills due for Royal Ascent this week. Each one linked to manifesto promises but the business of govt is boring for the media. It don't sell clicks

Writers eh. We just can’t help ourselves.

Good luck in a&e. I was in with my mum for over 8 hours in January. It’s no fun :(

Oh no. Hope all is ok.

I should be so lucky.

Sunset walk on the beach. Is that a Godzilla poop?💩

That’s lovely to hear :) glad they’re enjoying it. Say ‘Hi’ from the UK!

Hurray!! Glad you enjoyed x

Ooh Starmergeddon.

Grey spotted striped cat curled up on an office chair

My son is in London today, so we’ve got a freelancer in to cover his usual position.

Ok I’ll play.
Me wearing glasses. Ralph Lauren and Tiffany.

Blessed are the peacemakers :(

I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business.

WE Pay for

Milton Keynes cat survives after eating 37 hair bands Bandit is recovering at home after having the bands removed from his stomach.

Story - www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

News story pic of cat on a drip he survived after eating 37 hair bands. Bandit band ate.

Bandit band eat?

I know!!

You’re welcome! Nice to share a good recipe.

Same here. I'm beyond sick and tired of the media. If anyone needs scrutiny it's media. They continue to inflict serious harm on the country with their desperate addiction to drama and biased bs.