She's nine bro she doesn't know lore.

"Mum I'm listening to a song that's kind of emo".
Me: "oh yeah what's that?"
Charlotte: "it's called 'Denial'"
Me: by... Wait? Is it..?
Charlotte:

Bro it was The Generator forums. Remember Slave Boy and ragging on Vaughan for selling out and going to the edge? 😂

You are old.

Now she is sassy French Fry

Double digits in November ☠️

BRO. NINE.

I can't even be mad. I'm just proud that unhinged replies are clearly genetic.

A screenshot of a discord message exchange between myself and my 9yo daughter. She is asking for robux. Child: Use my money. Istg i will drink alcohol and bounce off the fucking walls if u dont gimme robux- Me: Alcohol doesn't make you hyper Bubba it makes you stupid. Charlotte: THEN COCAINE IT IS

Anyway here's Charlotte.

I'm TRYING. But she has free will?! Rude!

I figure if I have to take Charlotte to pop concerts then as payment I get to see whoever I want.

I'm seeing ADTR and Papa Roach tomorrow. We're doing maiden and Megadeth in November too.

I'm going to that. 😂

@nug.monster did you see Coheed are coming with Avenged Sevenfold in October?

There are too many bands coming and I am not a millionaire.

I made cookies and read shitty fic it was great.

Might get it for Charlotte tbh

THEY'RE BACK.

Timeline Cleanse

#タイムライン浄化剤投与

"break stuff" by limp bizkit (1999)

If you got sunburnt this summer after I've spent LITERAL YEARS yelling at youse about sunscreen and being sun smart then at this point you deserve the skin cancer.

Gonna be in nga rohe o Ngāi Tūhoe me Ngāti Awa for 3-4 days at the end of this week and this is how the weather is looking which I am taking as the most auspicious tohu.

The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks.

We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.

www.transbashback.com/fsu.html

xoxo BASH BACK

decades of "lol the french are cheese-eating surrender monkeys" seems funnier in a different way when you realise the french public will burn down the government if it even looks at them wrong while the american people are the most house-broken nation in existence

She knows nothing about international politics 🥰🥰🥰

At that point I'd dice it up fine and chuck it in the freezer. Ham bits for your future cooking needs!

Setting my alarm for tomorrow morning full of resentment at past me for not taking more leave.

This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.

polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...

Man FUCK America.