Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.

This is the game republicans wanted to play. So let’s fucking play.

Oliver Darcy is reporting that Paramount will host Brendon Carr. If the legacy media had any self-respect they would cancel or boycott this dinner. But they don't. That is why you need to support independent media.

MLB TV cutting away from the best celebration song in sports is not cool

Opinion | Alan Dershowitz: Why I’m Becoming a Republican I first registered as a Democrat in 1959. The party’s hostility to Israel is too much.

Finally. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

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The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

A breaking update from @timheidecker.bsky.social.

The Onion Has a New Plan to Take Over Infowars

Here's how we're taking over InfoWars.

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

"Today I can finally say the sweetest nine or 10 words in the English language: Global Tetrahedron has completed its plan to control InfoWars." theonion.info

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EXCLUSIVE: @theonion.com tells me they've struck a (long-awaited) deal to take over Infowars.

New PTFO on how America's finest (fake) news source trolled Alex Jones, with the blessing of Sandy Hook families — and what @bencollins.bsky.social is planning next — will be up soon

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Hell yeah!!!

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

It's good to have Cuypers back #cf97

The most basic, clear, and easy-to-pass moral and ethical test is the one presented to journalists who are invited to the WHCD. Any journalist who attends that should be forever shunned and ignored. bsky.app/profile/jayr...

Every religion should listen to this

Away goal rule always suck

90 percent of the time - No, not even close

What little repercussions if any will come from this? I doubt anything meaningful

Hahaha. This is great

FIFA is just the worst. This is going to become such a joy sucking event. Greed has no bounds

The US should not be allowed to host the World Cup ever again.

buddy they didn’t even bother trying to convince the american people this was a just war, let alone god

Justice Department moves to toss seditious conspiracy convictions of Oath Keepers and Proud Boys The Justice Department has asked a federal appeals court to throw out the seditious conspiracy convictions of Proud Boys and Oath Keepers leaders who were sentenced to prison terms for leading members...

The Jan 6th erasure continues
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My thoughts on the Swalwell stuff.

Notice how Democrats always hold their own accountable and Republicans just yell fake news, no matter how vile the evidence is?

Blothar The Berserker Of GWAR Explains How Independent Journalism Is The Only Force As Powerful As GWAR. Subscribe to The Onion at membership.theonion.com.

Rooster has such great music in each episode

JD Vance, are you free in October

Send him to Moscow.

Seeing JD Vance eating shit is a great thing