A round, fried hors d'oeuvre sits on a plate with a shocked expression. It is surrounded by others like it, except for an empty spot next to it.

“GUYS! WAKE UP! SOME DUDE JUST ATE CARL!”

one day when my mom was well into her dementia she told me about skipping meals so my brother and i could eat

that’s why hunger bothers me so much - my mom literally went hungry so we could eat, and right now as a society we won’t take our surplus and feed others

More the better? I think people like those who have cauldron stocks.

Been working on my fitness and wanted to see how far ive come from past pbs. Tried a plank, where i managed 40 odd seconds. Kinda proud, mainly as I can see the minute goal approaching.

A digital painting of Eevee. In the morning, a moment in the living room. A grumpy eevee on the sofa is being petted.

grumpy

I have this weird belief in a game i play where if i save scum or reload, it will make the game harder on purpose in the future.

Save "scumming" is ethical because video games do not represent their worlds in a fully internally consistent manner.

This one of those suits with air-conditioning?
How you survive the heat?

Hanging with a mate tomorrow for easter and the winds suppose to be bad. Any ideas what to do?

A friend invited me out for drinks and i actually decided to go.

Wish me luck.

Everyone, north and south on this island, needs to come together to bring Ian to justice

If you don’t kiss your pets on top of their stupid little heads I don’t trust you.

Always.

I hate that i had to do the quests within the quest instead of poering up everything first to wake him.

Its down to my stupidity.

Good. Treat yourself.

He deserves to treat himself.

What takeout, tho?

A picture of a sad puppy with the text: you don't even realize you're being unkind

this is literally how it feels interacting with some people

Accidentally referred to march 10th as mario day to someone in my college. And the look of confused they gave.

Yawning Jack Russell in his rainbow jumper.

Happy birthday to my boy. 10 years old.

Aye respect homie.

terrible day

Woah homie

Dont make the badger ill please.

That is definitely a phrase im stealing.

Me on the dance floor.

A lego dog sits looking at the pokemon 3D puzzle orb

Lego dog ponders the pokemon orb

Agreed