ENTERING: STOP FUCKING ASKING IF I CAN RUN ON THINGS, MY LEGS ARE TIRED

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Sorry to break character here. Rebecca Heineman, the sole developer of the 3DO version of DOOM along with many, many other titles under her belt, needs your help. If you can chip in a few dollars or spread the word, that'd be appreciated.
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ENTERING: I DOWNLOADED THE WRONG SLAUGHTER MAP

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ENTERING: THE SLADE DOOM EDITOR HAS A GRAPHIC CONVERSION OPTION THANK YOU FOR YOUR INQUIRY!

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Thank You For Your Inquiry!

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ENTERING: A TERRY WAD IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025

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ENTERING: OH FUCK I'M SPILLING ALL MY TEXT

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ENTERING: EEE-YIKES! I'VE SPENT AGES IN THE DARK! THIS WILL SURELY BE MY DOOM!

MAP15: Eee-yikes! I've Spent Ages In The Dark, This Will Surely Be My DooM!

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ENTERING: PLUTONIA 18,000,000,011

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