We have season tickets for the place!

God bless the shuffle for those times it reminds you of a song that until you heard it again - if ever - it would’ve left your memory all together.

Open To Close: Mexico.

One week today ⏰

I mean, what was the chances of that?! 😂

YURRRRSSSSS 💪

(I couldn’t find the pineapples in Aldi so went to plan B)

Yaas!
*does duties at lightning speed to get stuck in 🚤
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Happy 125th birthday, @afcajax.bsky.social

Proost 🍾

Open To Close: Mexico presale now LIVE via DM or at paninaropublishing.co.uk and Kindle over on Amazon.

The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest!

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Tremendous, mate. Much appreciated.

It’s about time the boy Zico was brought back! Probably not the wisest place in the world for him to be kicking around though!

Open To Close: Mexico presale now LIVE via DM or at paninaropublishing.co.uk and Kindle over on Amazon.

The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest!

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Open To Close: Mexico, and the return of Zico- aka DJ Selecao - for the first time since ‘Noughty.’

23-4-2025 🇲🇽

Ha ha rarer than a blue moon, as a well. Me having those on ///

Open To Close: Mexico.

(And the return of a certain Dundee United supporting Scottish football hooligan turned house DJ 👀)

Official release date for paperback, kindle & apple coming SOON ⏳

Completely forgot to mention that the airport I was picking her up at wasn’t in the U.K!

Sadly not, mate. Agreed to pick my wife up at the airport tomorrow and wouldn’t make it there in time. Will watch it via other ways!

There’s a boy in one of my novels who’s doing life in Barlinnie because he killed his brother on Christmas Day for doing it 😂

‘Was it you who stuck the empty After Eight wrappers back in the box?’ #christmas

The Hunter, mate. The one based in Palermo 🤌

Any country that does that are for the watching.

Happy thanksgiving, y’all.

Has anyone seen a crime authors starter pack on here yet. Looking to have my name added to one while seeing who else to follow 📚

The moment that a *lot* of white people found out that they could dance.

And I’ve seen more than one person - post United match - shout for Barry Ferguson to replace Clement. It’s a game of opinions but, even so, my brain gets fried by what goes through some supporter’s minds.

Take Cerny out of the team today and I reckon we’d have been comfy for our win. I’ve seen some unreal Rangers teams over the years but this one isn’t one of them, mate.

Ha ha I’ve always thought there was a major flaw with that song title 😂

As is the way with fitba. We absolutely embrace the fact that we’re despised by Rangers. I’ve seen some say they hate us more than Celtic 😂

It’s wild, mate. So many ‘didn’t happens’ in it 😂

I asked Chat GPT why Rangers fans hate Dundee United in the way they do, aye, I know already.

Some of this nonsense shows that AI doesn’t have much of the I in it at times.

It was obviously on but the longer the decision took the more I worried!

You’re absolutely spot on with the time there as well. You’d have to think we’re going to need another goal if we’re wanting to win because they’ll be getting some kind of gift over the piece.