Mets consecutive loss streak now conveniently fits in a carton of eggs and interestingly enough costs about the same

Devin Williams needs an exorcism. Exorcise that man from New York.

Cannot be mad at Appropriate Payamps Usage. Not when the Mets are letting up the go ahead run in the 9th with their closer. No sir.

So what you’re telling me Hamilton is throwing away our shot

If you threw 50 pitches and your performance made Jose Suarez look good, well, today was not ur day chief

Rick Jackson looks like an 80s televangelist that would get indicted for tax fraud in the 90s and then end up on to catch a predator

Genuinely shocked Weiss dint get him immediately after that

“Oh no Lopez looks like shit”

Fools. Imbeciles. Nationals are throwing some 30 year old rookie chucking 88 mph cutters and you show fear? Have you never attended this particular rodeo?

So does he

@mossymanse.bsky.social

Hawks have played two disjointed gross games on the offensive side and stole home court by still playing great defense despite fuck ass whistles. You won one in MSG playing bullshit offense, now loosen up and get your heads out of your ass and take care of business at home

One of the things about CJ being the old man is he shit his whole pants

Extremely annoyed Brunson eats off these big switches and he gets shut down by Dyson simply fighting over screens, and the counter play is apparently “Josh hart flops and shoots two”

These assholes aren’t boxing out the 7 foot motherfucker and JJ comes back in to immediately turn it over fuck off lmao

George w bush has to be so fucking relieved that Jalen Johnson is now the biggest fuckin disaster to happen in New York

Arrest the war criminal Bryce Elder

I do not feel it is out of bounds to say one of the best things that could happen this baseball season is for Rick Jackson’s heart to give out sometime soon so I don’t have to see his dumb ass, pro-cop, daddy Trump loves me ads. Bonus points for not having to see newt Gingrich’s dumbass either.

It probably says something about me that if you ask me this about any company my gut answer is to KILL a new product or bring back old features that were enshittified out

Still haven’t lost a series and fist sweep at Philly in their house we know what time it is JOHN C MIDDLETON FELONY FRAUD

Man Ronnie look GOOFY

And look at your plate discipline now

He’s walked twice in a week I think he’s fixed

One of the key factors lost on snit at times is the pitcher does not get the win anyway if you allow them to give up the lead. Big time analytics from Waltifer

#aaron #bummer #truther

Nice play by Riley. Bout time bummer caught a play man, that pitch to schwarber wasn’t even a strike and that was a great pitch to Bryce that made him look silly and he still almost got punished for it

You could put Ozzie on the mound in Williamsport in August and while he would fit in vertically I’m not sure some of those kids chuckin gas wouldn’t outclass him

Ik ozzie had to throw that off his back foot but why do we think he got on that thing? 50? 60? Little league arm head ass

@mets.com I’m out of fingers to count consecutive losses what do you advise

Michael Harris walk I’m all in