Man, Xavier: Renegade Angel wasn't *that* bad.

I'm 50. All political news looks like this:

'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'

Hell, I would love to have bourbon back in Ontario. But fuck y'all. It's a matter of principle.

So, *that's* how it is in their family...

This is "Imma 'bout to leap over the bar" energy.

People used to have to keep these kinds of insane takes to themselves.

Or "Professor."

"Harumph, I say to you, sir! Harumph!"

So, I'll take that as a "yes."

Gambit is officially the gayest-coded X-man, chérie. Even taking into account the ones that are actually gay.

That, or Magneto.

I actually have an opinion about this, but 'Arlecchino isn't on the list.

Are we certain that Elliot Gould wasn't a Columbo?

1st Columbo (Groucho) never really solved any crimes. He just insulted people until they admitted their own guilt out of exasperation.

Chip Roy should be snatched off the street and dumped somewhere in the South Bronx wearing only his stars and bars boxer shorts.

You're still not convincing me that "Chip Roy" is an actual person's name.

It sounds like some sort of regional food you buy in Sheffield.

Was his father in the Hilterjugend?

This is someone who is likely traveling on an expense account most of the time, and probably flying business class as well.

Who doesn't love a little strappy sandal for summer?

Oh...sorry, Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus.

You'd think that would be 100% of American adults.

But you'd be wrong.

Hey, some of my colleagues were there with some of the bikes we sell! I'm glad the event was so successful!

*laughs in Arsenal supporter*

Aroo.

The only Protestant leprechaun.

Precisely.

Sure, but a galley should be able to do better than just an MRE.

In WW2, the US Navy had special barges that only made ice cream. And that was for the ships and installations that didn't have their own ice cream facilities on board.

Now, we have this.

And making sure the craziest senator in Washington is well-supplied with morphine.