Hi, I live in Bayside. I am primarying Tom Suozzi.

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Hi. I'm sorry for having to ask but there is 153 left on my current loan. I have multiple medical collections contacting me and we can't afford it on top of our regular bills. Our son's specialists, my specialists and psychiatrist. Losing my job has made me spin hard so thanks for trying and reading

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The study of nature leads your mind to happy thoughts:

The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.

Relax. It's just the wicked law witch of the East having a family reunion with her sister the wicked governance witch of the West.

Relax. It's just the wicked law witch of the East having a family reunion with her sister the wicked governance witch of the West.

Good news, everyone!

Like Google photos has been around since 2015, 11 years. That's a *lot* of innocent bathtub pictures Google is slurping up and then handing to the next coked up techbro freak who has an idea for a business model.

Happy, if you are still alive to read this then the convenience store sushi you ate must not have killed you yet, birthday!

A young Bluesky engineer with unfathomable insight is found crushed by gym equipment. Suspicion falls on South Horton’s amateur grenade-making society, upset that late capitalism might threaten the world’s Bog snorkelling championship.

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Cat Distribution System strikes again

Nothing like seeing a MAGA brandishing a Soviet rifle, it being so much more reliable than any Capitalist weapon available.

he text provides fascinating anatomical facts about leeches, which are segmented worms known for their blood-sucking habits. They have complex internal structures adapted for feeding and reproduction. 10 Stomachs: These allow leeches to store and digest large blood meals efficiently. 32 Brains: These are segments of a central nervous system distributed throughout their bodies. Reproductive System: They possess nine pairs of testicles, making them hermaphroditic. Teeth: They have several hundred teeth, typically arranged on three jaws used to cut the skin of a host

WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL!!!!

Checked in on Molly Shah (mommunism) after she deactivated. People really went after her specifically for behavior by others. Like, she stopped promoting individual fundraisers months ago?

Anyways she's a lot happier taking a break from here and focusing on other ways to help Palestinians. 😊

Oh. My. Lands. :)

BlueSky, if you ban Palestinian IP addresses from posting content, you are helping to conceal evidence of war crimes and genocide.

You are crossing a line to being co-conspirators.

Meme with white lettering on a black background: "Granma once said 'sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like so you know how big to dig the hold in your backyard."

Granny was a wise woman...

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Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

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Wife and kids won't be worried about my whereabouts. Told the kids I'm just going out to the convenience store to get a pack of cigarettes and to not wait up for me.

That's if my side chick remembers to wake me up from my drunken stupor on Sunday morning.

Happy to announce that this week I was able to obey every one of the Five Commandments!

To celebrate, after I get back from the casino, and if I'm not too drunk, am going to go to church on Sunday and dump lots of cash into the offering plate from tonight's sure to be huge casino winnings.