Ohhhhh. That'll be his skeet about the gig that's vanished from my saved posts. @cosmicshambles.com are still here... they can hopefully pass on our best wishes etc.

a man in a black shirt and black pants is walking through a dirt field . Alt: Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm in the first Jurassic Park, walking up to a huge pile of dinosaur poo. The caption, which is in Spanish, reads "si que es una gran montaña de mierda", or "that is a huge pile of shit".

*Sigh*
It's super important for the marine ecosystem, chuck, we've been over this. It's a vital source of nutrition for smaller marine creatures. Just like most animal waste is.

Gay’s The Word have just messaged me to ask me to come back and sign more as they’ve had more orders, keep buying everyone as I’m on my way back to the shop!

I am a mere £275 away from my goal of raising £2500 for Step Forward, and I smashed my face and knee up for the privilege so please help if you can!

*smashes order button repeatedly*

And ta for the prescription reminder.

That was the middle class (UK class distinctions) school lunch option in my day. The rest of us went for soggy/concrete chips.

That deserves cake.

I'm in a blondies phases atm. I'll cut you a chunk when this next batch is done.

It's cos they both decided to take a detour. Which, fair play, wandering through the streets off the main drag really helps you get to know a place. I just worry they're rat-running, the speeds they're going.

Yells *about* cloud, technically, but hey.

old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper Alt: The "old man yells at cloud" gif featuring a newspaper cutting of Abe Simpson shaking his fist at the sky

The Voyagers:

...hang on...

There's only a few months between the Voyagers and me. Nothing like comparing the odd achy joint to their dwindling capacity to make me feel sprightly.
Then again, I'm not trying to yell across unimaginable distances. I'd be focusing on my voice too if I were.

I was going to print out a label with my name and department on for the back of my Occ Health chair when it arrives, but I think I'll go with this instead.

I Knead Dem Biscuits YouTube video by Frugit

The entire channel is this.
This could heal me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH3m...

Small good thing in a fkd up world:

Saw a crow absolutely hoofing it away with a humongous wedge of sandwich on my walk after the post just now.

Properly hilarious cartoon legging it with someone's leftover lunch. What an excellent birb.

Quartz variety chalcedony Tampa Bay, Hillsborough County, Florida, USA On loan from the Yampol Family and The Mineral Trust The Yale Peabody Museam

Quartz variety chalcedony The Yale Peabody Museam

I can’t get over how this quartz looked like a theater with a rapt audience. You never knows what’s happening inside rocks, lol.

I keep rewatching this video and it doesn’t stop blowing me away. It’s the cheapness- for lack of a better word- of it. The honesty of trying to make your phone capture a good image with a dirty window in the way. The fact it doesn’t look cinematic or processed. It’s just so fucking REAL.

And most importantly: what biscuits did you have?

How fast did you squish it out? (It's not a competition. Really. It's not. Stop twitching, Sam)

Cat transfer network in action

Alderney?

Illustration: a black cat sits on a mantel above a fireplace, pushing a small vase off. Before him is a scene of absolute carnage which he clearly caused. A flat screen tv lies screen down on the floor. There is a smashed vase with scattered flowers. A lacerated cushion with its stuffing spilling out. An upturned footstool. Smashed picture frames. Caption reads “cataclysm”

“Ah you’re home. Like what I’ve done with the place?”
#art #cats

I can imagine her learning she's from a special subset known as Artists' Dragons, bred to be a more manageable size for modelling purposes / less punitive in paint costs, and becoming slightly unbearable for a good hour or two.

I feel like this is a question for Amber, @scriblit.bsky.social.

Any time you need G and his neverending biscuits, or his furbrows, give us a yell *nods*

It is clear that many cis people are not aware just how up to her neck Rowling is in funding and driving anti trans sentiment in the UK.

She's not just a person with a vile opinion.

‘I never said nothing,’ said Nanny Ogg mildly.
‘I know you never! I could hear you not saying anything! You’ve got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn’t dead!’ [said Granny Weatherwax]
– Lords and Ladies

There is a particular noise I make every time I'm reminded of the cost of a first class stamp