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Posts by Matt Webber

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a group of people standing next to each other on a plane . Alt: a group of people standing next to each other on a plane . A gif from the movie “airplane” with the immortal line “I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue”
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I’m guessing that running gun blues is Trumps fave Bowie song.

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Tbh “I voted brexit to annoy my sister” is a more sensible reason than most Brexshitters could come up with.

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Queens of the Stone Age have started the soundtrack already.

nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol

C-c-c-c-c-cocaine

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Mental masturbation??? Is that like when people used to wank to videos of Thatcher speeches dressed in only a tutu and snorkel? Err, Asking for a friend.

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Didn’t he sign for Rushden and Diamond Dogs?

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Michael schenker Group

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“I have a dream. And a hit single with Chaka Khan”

Martin Rufus King

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You carrot be serious.

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I’m sorry but I read that as Beth Rigby. Still makes sense though.

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He might be a twat but who can blame him for not wanting to watch the game.

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Well, if you think that would help.

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However it also shows that the Green/Labour left of centre went up 2% whilst the Reform/Tory far right of centre went up 9%. Slightly concerning but rejoice, Reform were stuffed and the Conservatives lost their deposit!

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An image of the deers chased by Fenton the dog a few years ago.

An image of the deers chased by Fenton the dog a few years ago.

DENNNNTONNNNNNNN

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Pic of Housemartins album cover London 0 Hull 4

Pic of Housemartins album cover London 0 Hull 4

Picture of football score Hull 0 Chelsea 4

Picture of football score Hull 0 Chelsea 4

4-4 on aggregate, let’s settle this with penalties!

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I think I’ve signed it but change . Org is a very annoying site tbh. Clickbaity af.

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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE ffs

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Same old same old. Talk about REgurgitating

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Zahawi joining Reform is funnier than it should be.

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Child, Friday on my mind. That’s just the days of the week!
I’ll let Ian Hunter finish this.

Dandy, the keeper of the flame
We won't see your like again, no, Dandy was a one-off
Dandy, hey, look at what you've become
I guess I owe you one, so thanks for the memories

THE END

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Underground and I lost signal. When I resurfaced I saw that Duncan had confirmed it and it felt like the loss of a family member or friend. I’ve probably played more Bowie in the last 10 years than I did before. What a career, what a man, Love you til Tuesday, Drive in Saturday, Sunday, Thursdays

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Seeing more and feeling less
Saying no but meaning yes
This is all I ever meant
That's the message that I sent

What a way to sign off.

I was looking at Facebook on the train to London when I saw that David had died. I thought it was a hoax, you know what that shit site is like. Typically we went

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‘Tis a pity and Lazarus continue the epic start. Not so keen on Sue. And finishing off with Dollar Days and I can’t give everything away is such a poignant finish .

I’m trying to
I’m dying to
I’m trying to
I’m dying to

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Cover of David Bowie’s Blackstar Album

Cover of David Bowie’s Blackstar Album

So here we are, on what should have been his 79th birthday his final Album.
And what a way to sign off. Master of his own farewell, saying goodbye as only he could. The title track is a masterpiece. From the dissonant harmonies to what I regard done of his best vocals “I’m a blackstar, way up on ..”

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Thought he’d spelt mortality wrong.

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I’m a really forgetful puppeteer. On the one hand, I’m always late for appointments but on the other hand, shit, what are you doing there, Charlie Chuckles?

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Everyone with a Labour MP, post this image to them. This isn’t what we voted dory. It’s why I’ve cancelled my membership.

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Terrible Home office tweet welcoming high earners and skilled workers from overseas. Rewarding those who give, not take. This from a Labour government Ffs

Terrible Home office tweet welcoming high earners and skilled workers from overseas. Rewarding those who give, not take. This from a Labour government Ffs

If you are wondering why I’ve cancelled my labour membership, this might give you a clue.

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He’s a real nowhere man,
Living in his nowhere land,
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

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Same here!

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