Top text: Me when John Fisher talks about his Las Vegas Ballpark. Bottom image: A video game character with their arms crossed saying "Foolish fool who foolishly dreams of foolish dreams..."

Top text: What I would say to A's Owner John Fisher if I had the chance: Bottom image: text that says "You can kiss my ass!"

Top text: John Fisher: *steals the A's from Oakland*. Me: Bottom image: A man yelling while holding up a microphone stand in front of a fire. Beneath him is a Breaking news chyron with the headline "Man literally too angry to die"

Top text: A's Fans knowing that it's unlikely that John Fisher sells the A's any time soon. Bottom image: A puppet saying "I'm going to crap a castle if I have to endure any more of this lameness"

Top text: A's fans everywhere watching the Padres get sold Image: A man praying "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."

Top image: An angel (labelled "Revenue Sharing") shining with a halo in front of a man. Bottom image: The man with tears in his eyes and his mouth wide open (labelled "A's Owner John Fisher")

Top text: Fans in every city the John Fisher has owned a team Bottom image: a man looking down with the caption: [visible disappointment]

Top text: John Fisher putting just enough money into the A's to keep them on Revenue Sharing. Image: A hand holding a red clown's nose and saying "you dropped your nose you fucking clown"

A group of people sitting at tables labelled "Everyone getting the A's to Las Vegas". At the end of the table is a man in a tiny car labelled "John Fisher who hasn't done any work"

Left comic: Franklin tells Charlie Browns "John Fisher Sucks". Right comic, Charlie Brown tells Franklin "Rob Manfred Sucks Too"

Top text: Me whenever I think about how John Fisher lied about being "Rooted in Oakland" Bottom image: A cartoon character with their arms crossed saying over their shoulder "That jerk, just leaving like that..."

Top left: Mr. Smithers says "Preparations for your birthday have begun." Top right: Mr. Burns says "I won't really get what I want." Bottom right: Mr. Smithers responds "No one does." Bottom right: Mr. Smithers imagines a tombstone that reads "John J. Fisher. We are richer For having lost him"

A homeless man with his dog in a park (labelled 'A's Owner John Fisher') having his cigarette lit by an angel (labelled 'MLB enabling him to be a bad team owner')

A girl holding a cellphone (labelled 'Baseball Fans') with a disgusted look on her face looking at another girl (labelled 'What John Fisher has done to the A's')

Top text: Every day that I see that John Fisher still owns the A's. Bottom image: An animated character saying "I'm so unbel disappointed right now."

Top text: Me, whenever I see A's Owner John Fisher: Image: A man saying "Imagine the worst possible thing in the universe, the. don't bother, because you're looking at it right now."

An image of two jars. The jar on the left is labelled "Swear Jar" and the jar on the right is labelled "John Fisher does something stupid jar"

A photo of a person locked inside a large pet cage behind text that says "How locked in John Fisher is to being the worst team owner on Earth"

Top left text: having an owner that cares Left Image: Mickey Mouse standing next to The Stanley Cup Top right text: Having John Fisher as an owner Right Image: I rundown looking Mickey Mouse in a decrepit basement.

Several jellyfish swimming behind text that reads: Did you know a jellyfish's mouth is also it's anus? It's basically the John Fisher of the sea

Top text: When someone asks why John Fisher still owns The A's. Image: A cartoon man saying "Don't ask me what the hell happened because I don't know either"

Top left: A Cortisol Level meter in the red and blurry. Top text: Being a fan of The Athletics Bottom left: A Cortisol level meter in the green. Bottom text: Being a fan of The Oakland Ballers

Top left: A person watches a shooting star fly by that says "Nothing is impossible" Top right: The person says "I wish John Fisher was a good owner" Bottom image: The shooting star says "One thing is impossible"

Top left: A cartoon girl answers a phone and says "Hello, Loona speaking" Top right: MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred is on a phone. He says "Hi, this is Rob Manfr-" Bottom image: The cartoon girl hangs up the phone"

Top text: Whenever John Fisher or Rob Manfred make public appearances Bottom image: A man with glowing eyes saying "I'm gonna slap your ass to the next dimension."

Top Left: A cartoon man labelled 'MLB Fans' points and says "You disgust me!" Top right: A's Owner John Fisher says "Yeah!" while standing next to another guy. Bottom image: John Fisher points at himself and says "Wait, you mean me?"

A's Owner John Fisher sitting in a cartoon chair that says "Spoiled Brat" and eating out of a cartoon bowl that says "Brat"

Top text: Me whenever I see A's Owner John Fisher doing anything at all. Image: Obi-Wan Kenobi saying "I hate it when he does that"

Top: the book of lies Middle: Chapter One Bottom: "Though wish I could speak to each one of you individually, can tell you this from the heart: we tried." ~John Fisher, Oakland Athletics' principal owner