I want

As a cowboy myself: this looks amazing. I wanna play it.

A screenshot from the game Resident Evil 4 from 2005. In it, Leon is staring at a bathroom with just a urinal and a roll of toilet paper in it. In the corner of the screen is Malphas (me) clearly disgusted and pondering reality.

Ty all for tuning in tonight. I got some food going and I'm winding down and chilling. This bathroom will forever haunt my dreams.

Live!

Malphas_Vtuber - Twitch Howdy! I'm Malphas, a Cowboy Fallen Angel VTuber. Ol Luci kinda kicked me outta Hell, and I decided to become a streamer after wandering the Multiverse for centuries. I like playing retro games (DOOM ...

Gonna be streaming Resident Evil 4 tonight at 8:00 PM Eastern. I have not played 3 at all, but I have been told I don't need to play it to enjoy 4 and I really want to play 4. I'll see you guys there.
www.twitch.tv/malphas_vtuber

I'll probably stream RE4 tomorrow night. I'm still recovering from some mental health stuff. I'm fine, I just need 1 extra day.

The creative juices are flowing through my brain. Making me wanna continue working on that tabletop game I was working on a while back.

Ill take your entire stock!

I did not end up trying to finish painting it last night and instead sat and watched the weather like the anxious little biscuit I am. And then I went to bed and couldn't sleep.

Since I finished Ty the Tasmanian Tiger 1 and I need a new game to stream, wouldn't it be like super cool if I bought the original version of Resident Evil 4 and then streamed that maybe like tomorrow or Sunday or something?

I woke up not wanting to go to work today. To further put off a future crashout, im gonna try and finish painting my Lord Discordant on Helstalker model.

Bro was it just me or was Bluesky out for a significant portion of the day today?

I mean..my true form is pretty close to a crow.

Sorry for no streams last week. Maybe not this week either. Im working through some stuff and finally trying to allow myself to move on.

Im now convinced this is a genre of brainrot that I have only now discovered.

oh no Toilet YouTube video by 1h ago

Bro idk why YouTube recommended this to me but its simultaneously hilarious and spiking my anxiety at the same time.
youtu.be/6bZ2JJO6RG0?...

Playing REPO with friends soothes the soul, even if I spent most of it shitting my pants in fear.

I feel like given my history in Civilization....not very often.

Damn Ive barely posted on Bluesky this week. What depression does to a mf I suppose. You know what though? I literally have a support system where I can talk to people and I just dont utilize it because I get nervous. So if anything, in this case Im the one keeping myself down. Ill work on it.

Yall ever somehow manage to pull like every single blanket off of yourselves while your asleep?

A painted Adrax Agatone mini for Warhammer 40k. Pictured is the front side, showing off his flamethrower and giant hammer. His armor is painted green, the colors of the Salamanders chapter.

The backside of the painted Adrax Agatone mini, showing off the black cape with dark red dragon scales and a little silver torch on his powerpack.

Have a painted Adrax Agatone for your troubles.

I literally wrote this while having a little moment. Ive got a lot going on. Might take the rest of the week to chill.

I sometimes wish I didnt live so far away from most of my friends. I wish could hang out with them irl, give them all hugs, let them know how much of a positive impact theyve all had on my life. I wish I wasnt so bad at socializing.

I think I will skip posting a schedule for this week since it's already like...Wednesday and just say I'll probably stream tomorrow. I'll let you guys know when I come up with something to play. In the mean time, I'll go ahead and relax the rest of the day since I'm off work.

Apologies for not posting the schedule today. I spent today decompressing. I didn't have a great Easter and I just needed a day to unwind and breathe some fresh air. Might do the same tomorrow and Wednesday as well.

Just saw an article that some municipalities in Peru have given Stingless Bees legal rights in court, including the right to sue. So in other words: were getting IRL Bee Movie before GTA6.

Yes its Easter. But unfortunate I have to work ;w;
Maybe Ill get lucky and get off a little early.

I spilt Reikland Fleshshade on my painting tray and now it looks like someone took a liquid doodoo on it.

Yeah stream isn't gonna happen tonight. Work is absolutely slammed and I can tell you right now I am done with people the moment I get off.

I managed to snag a pre-order. Anyway imma go to bed now.