Amazing film, excellent book, superb audiobook! Hope
You enjoy it!

Crunch wrap > McDonald’s burger

He’s going to hold the Bible upside down again isn’t he?

For tea I am going to make Crunch Wrap Supremes - I have no idea what the #TacoBell ones taste like but the ones I make are gorgeous!

Is this the first time Trump has ever read a book in public? Will he get sidetracked halfway through the verse? Will he get distracted by the pictures? Will it be a large print version or will he be forced to wear glasses or blame the teleprompter or accidentally say he’s bigger than Jesus?

Java script error: why The Devil Wears Prada 2’s Starbucks tie-in leaves a strange taste A theatrically released movie about glossy magazines, released at a time when there are minimal audiences for either, has ordered up a no foam, extra shot, venti facepalm

The Oscar for most punning headline today goes to:

Java script error: why The Devil Wears Prada 2’s Starbucks tie-in leaves a strange taste www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ap...

Farage believes whatever he’s paid to. Except Nazis. That’s a freebie.

Trump has always said his personal Vietnam was not catching an STD. Guy wants a Medal of Honor for cheating on his wife. FFS.

This guy hasn’t read a single book about military history, has he?
Can we bet on how long this policy lasts?

The Brits appear ready to shame the US news media into covering this, distracted as they are by gazing at their own navels ...

US military service members will no longer be required to get annual flu shot Defense secretary Pete Hegseth makes announcement and calls military’s flu vaccine mandate ‘broad’ and ‘not rational’

Astonishing. Make the military weak again.

US military service members will no longer be required to get annual flu shot www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Listening to #uncanny #coldcases with @dannyrobins.bsky.social and whilst it sounds like it was recorded in a hanger at Area 51 it’s a great UFO case - one I knew of, but the ending was a real game changer! Other witnesses! Great stuff! #TeamBeliever

Holy moly

Trump Shuttle failed after only a few years

But Avengers: Endgame makes no sense unless you’ve seen Avengers: Infinity War - what the hell is going on?

Have we passed the point where Trump could start a feud any other fictional character? Will we witness him attacking Bert & Ernie? Ed the talking horse?

Anyone with a cat toy could do something amazing at the next press conference

I was vetted harder than Mandelson when I worked in a cafe

A convicted felon and sex offender runs America and it’s almost impossible to comprehend this is true.

ICYMI — new HUNGARY 🇭🇺 PM Magyar says Netanyahu will be arrested if he goes to Hungary

Surely we’ve reached the point where we can make Die Hard in Space? I want Die Hard in Space.

Trump White House Thunderdome is surely a sign of the end of times right?

Trump is even crap at golf 🙄

DuoRingo

For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question:

When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?

I am building the #Lego #StarWars K-2SO droid and I have to say the ingenuity of the designers in using Lego to create this robot is off the charts. Just incredible techniques and ingenuous use of bricks to create my favourite droid. Just a great build experience.

The next several generations of iPhones with replaceable batteries and other components, all materials sourced ethically, updates in perpetuity, no planned obsolescence, and with headphone ports. And zero AI bullshit.

What if Trump just lies an he’s been drunk/high the entire time

Maybe #Lego could create an official buildable #Rocky 🙂

Be shocked if she could use velcro