Laura Loomer‘s tweet: Alligator lives matter. The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now.
The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.
Don’t you dare test Dubón’s arm #Astros
ANYWAY I became the latest person to ask "Why don't the Texas Rangers have a Pride NIght?"
It would probably not surprise you that it comes from ownership. I looked at why, and talked to some fans and a long time advocate how it makes them feel.
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That’s a W!
Are you pulling my homer? Issac Paredes hits a dinger to left to bring in Peña. #Astros 3-0
Lance McCullers Jr finishes the day with 6 IP 2 H 1 BB and 7 K
#Astros
Christian Walker's home run off Paul Skenes is the first Skenes has allowed in his past 38 innings.
Christian Walker breaks up the pitchers duel with a solo homer to put the #Astros up in the 7th 1-0!
What a dramatic end! A 2 hit combined shutout. An ejection because of a tapped helmet. A nice bounce back from the #Astros win 0-1
Carla and I rushed home from the groomers to catch the game…but it’s been a slow one. Til now. Big pitching change with a runner on third. Abreu comes in to replace King. #Astros lead 0-1
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Social obligations have Carla and I watching today’s game later tonight! Go #Astros!
You spake it into existence!!!!
In #Astros news
Chas McCormick is going on the IL with a left oblique strain. Shay Whitcomb has been called up
Our future 2nd baseman
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Yeah, Caratini is signed through 25. Salazar fits in nice as a third catcher but I’m unsure of how he’ll do offensively to make a push for actual playing time.
We stan Salazar in this household. That relief outing just solidified it. Until he pitches a bad inning; he gets that loving title haha
No disrespect intended to Astros bullpen ace César Salazar
I’m with you! I can chalk last night up to some bad-luck pitching. This turns the vibes around big time. A nice bullpen outing tomorrow and all of it will be forgotten (for me)
Yanier Bomb Walkoff! Astros win 1-2. Get the bubble gum ready!
Framber complete game!
Carla the dog gets all the treats!
#Astros
I dig the show but I’m with you. That’s a 1.75-2x show for me
A big swing from Meyers ends in a double. A nice swing from Dezenzo sends Meyers to 3rd in what would have been a FC but the Rays commit an error and Meyers flies home! We have a tie ball game in the bottom of the 8th #Astros
Truly I can’t listen to anything on less than 1.2 anymore, I’ve been ruined! When I like to have fun I take a double shot of espresso, crank it to 2.0, and hold on tight as I prove time is a man-made construct 🤣
Feels like the #Astros are playing the game the same way people listen to our podcast: on 1.5x speed.
La Grasa with a 7-pitch inning. 😮💨
Ok. I know. But let’s just call that a fluke, y’all. Let’s all cálmate… #astros
Astros bullpen ace César Salazar throwing heat to Janek! lol
🤣🤣🤣 I figured. But couldn’t resist setting you up. My dreams of Chas trade value have sadly ended.
But maybe it’s big brain time: Victor Caratini learns OF and 2B and we’re all set!
¡También!…this would be exciting. Shay deserves another shot at some point and maybe this will help the lineup with his hot bat…but he wasn’t lighting it up last time he was up.
What do you think about a dark horse candidate? Do you think Chas can make a case for left or has that ship sailed?
