A Chinese android just ran a half-marathon faster than any human ever | CNN They were trailing behind their human rivals a year ago. But on Sunday, an android outpaced the entire field to run a half-marathon faster than even the quickest human.

In other news, a bicycle and a car also recently outpaced a human! 🙄 www.cnn.com/2026/04/19/c...

Another one! I literally think this is what happened. And to claim that an obvious AI image was doctored is so stoopid! Even for them. But I'm sure 50% of Americans will believe it. 🙄

OMG!!! I've been thinking this all along!!

Right?!

Live updates: Trump agrees to two-week ceasefire with Iran | CNN The president said the agreement was made on the condition that Iran agree to reopen the critical Strait of Hormuz. Follow for live news.

Thank @thegodshow.com for Taco Tuesday!! www.cnn.com/2026/04/07/w...

I fear for our soldiers: “After defeating Iran 37 times in a row, this brilliant no-strategy war they started has now been downgraded from ‘regime change’ to ‘Hey! Can anyone find our pilots? Please?’” Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, the speaker of Iran’s parliament, wrote on X on Friday.

Pam Bondi ousted as attorney general, source says | CNN Politics President Donald Trump has ousted Pam Bondi as attorney general, a source familiar with the matter told CNN.

Whomp, whomp.

OMG! Why are there so many pillows??!! Who needs that many pillows??!! Love the doggo, though!

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Def late to the game, but beat "Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart" this weekend, and had a blast playing it! Now trying to fill the void. Any suggestions for what to tackle next?

Please!

Cat, kettle. But we already knew that!

Male shoe anxiety hits the Oval Office | CNN In photographs, Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Vice President JD Vance can be seen wearing black dress shoes with visible gaps between the shoe’s collar and the wearer’s foot, leaving the ankle to...

I can't believe this actually a real front page @cnn.com article (and not @theonion.com) in any alternate universe other than this one! 🙄

And who says your vote doesn't matter?!

He's always projecting!

Analysis: Supreme Court gives Trump — and the rest of the GOP — a gift in disguise | CNN Politics The Supreme Court on Friday dealt President Donald Trump perhaps the most significant rebuke of his second term. The justices, including two Trump appointees, struck down Trump’s signature economic po...

Shut up, @cnn.com The reason you say it's a "gift" in the article is because it's literally SAVING HIM (and the GOP) FROM HIMSELF!! Grow up! Now is the time to be a REAL news org and tell the truth--not cater to the whims of a toddler with click-bait headlines www.cnn.com/2026/02/21/p...

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Ahhh wooo! They used the "L" word. And by "L Word" I mean LIES!!!

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@weratedogs.com Why you making me cry?

You, too, handsome fellow!

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I'd REALLY like to hear from the NRA right about now. 2nd amendment folks? How about the "Don't Tread on Me" flag wavers? No? Ok. We see you!

Now get off CNN and go and do something about it AOC! That's why we elected you.

Shame indeed. Apparently @cnn doesn't have eyes or a soul.

I think you did just fine 💔

"Appear"?? Is the media no longer able to state the TRUTH?? We can see it with our own EYES!!

Sadly it probably won't matter...

SHAME!

The man killed by a US Border Patrol officer in Minneapolis was an ICU nurse, family says Family members say the man who was killed by a federal officer in Minneapolis was an intensive care nurse at a U.S.

No words. The government has turned against its own people. For what?