Is there a vampire on what we do in the shadows that’s just a malignant narcissist? Bc that feels like an underexplored form of emotional vampire

OoooOOH! Bluesky considers this sexually suggestive. There goes my not-so-budding career as a thirstrapper.

Ugh, makes me want to vomit

Ooooh! Fuck! I have shit to do that is not this! But ooooh!

I’m going my research for the semester into fine fragrance and I was astonished by the volumes of published research on the allergenic properties of fragrance. These fuckos is just don’t care!

They should give us all a holiday until Jan 20 so we can be fukkin ready for this horror show

Lying on my green sheets in a crumpled (somehow!) panache balconette bra and black cotton panties, looking like a dam snak with my Rosie cheeks, dark bangs, and soft tummy.

Been working out so much I’ve def lost a cup size. Which just means I spent all my money on indie lingerie Black Friday sales.

Wtf, Harrison Mooney popping up on Derek’s skyline was very unexpected. Monsters really never die.

Me but about Formula 1

Hokay, I watched Wolfs and that is def James Watts doing AU Rusty/Danny fic as a full fucking movie. He even gave them a lil Linus.

I keep getting followed by sketchy lefty bros on main, and I enjoy thirst trapping so much, but for the queers goddamn it.

at no point will we, as a society, have talked enough about crimson peak. i get hyperfixated on this film ANNUALLY

My sweetie is ignoring me (they’re in a very srs meeting doing very srs meeting things) and I haven’t really reconstituted my network from twitter that I used to share all my horny thoughts with and now there is nowhere for it to gooooooo

Lauren taking a selfie while delayed across a yoga mat, in a black spaghetti strap yoga onesie. The tits are perfect round melons. It feels weird to describe oneself this way, but if your low vision I need you to know they are amazing.

Sweaty and blotchy after yoga, but I’m sorry I need y’all to know how unreal my goodies looked

Slowly slowly slowly reconstructing all my follows over here by stalking who you guys are paying attention to.

I told my bff about how a certain someone requested I send him one of my body worn shirts and her response was “ohhh, he’s one of those” and I didn’t get it until she went “omegas? Nesting?”

They make it so difficult to switch back and forth between accounts I keep forgetting about this one.

It’s very incredibly not helpful! And there’s also still plenty of avenues for us to advocate and enact positive change, the whole “we’re so cooked” line has to get the fuck out.

it’s a good thing that this place is attempting to enforce a culture of kindness,

But

I am struggling with how much stupid shit these people are delivering with a straight face and not being able to mock them mercilessly. Gimme a locked account so I can be salty without hurting feelings.

I hope that IS the plan

Someday assuming I have better health insurance I will be doing all the ketamine therapy for this issue lol

It is very weird to not have a locked account to be able to post on. I get why they’re not doing that and there’s an emphasis here on moderating that they obviously hope would obviate the need for it but

NEVERTHELESS I FEEL NAKED

But one of these things requires mental effort, and I must anesthetize myself with shitpostscrolling to deal with the doomscrolling

What? This pillow princess has to work for it?

Everybody keeps talking about how horny this app is but I ain’t seeing it!!!

I have like, 35,000 tweets posted to my fandom account on the hellsite, but somehow it always is so hard to get started.