Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

A cat’s front half is in a toilet. Its haunches and tail resembling an elephant’s head.

not sure if this is a cat going into a toilet or an elephant coming out

A crudely made sign stand of bundled bamboo held together with wire, upon which is mounted a roughly made sign of a single piece of wood, painted black, on which someone has crudely written BOOKS with an arrow pointing to the right, in a street somewhere.

When I know it's definitely a trap, but I'm going anyway.

Wishing this fabulously competent—and joyful—crew a safe return to a planet that, frankly, doesn't deserve them.

She's done a book, a movie, a press conference — maybe Melania just wants to see if there's any medium she's not terrible at

Enjoyed THE DRY by Jane Harper. Set in a remote town in Australia, secrets from the past inform tragedies in the present. The audiobook features an Aussie narrator which helps set the tone. Lots of rabbit-hunting, so not for the faint of cottontail heart. #booksky

who has a book coming out that people can preorder so they have something to look forward to and then be pleasantly surprised when the book just shows up on their doorstep

Billie Holiday, 1958. #botd

Shingles vaccines make the astronauts’ bodies radiate light. Thank you for asking.

ORANGE YOU GLAD YOU_SLOWED DOWN FOR THE WORK ZONE ĐT 32181 70529 LY

Not in the mood, traffic sign!

Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

Just found a ham sandwich tied to a piece of string leading into the woods. Probably fine.

This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all (TT: matiastapia2409)

Shelves in a library filled with old bestsellers. Above the shelves is a sign: "Large print Audio books"

Turn up the volume, ffs

microsoft excel and chill this weekend

Tuesday

done!

Thanks very much, I’ll keep you in mind for the second draft, which is the first readable one. The first is for my eyes only (and for good reason).

Thank you thank you. Like so many other writers on BS, I'm hoping this is The One. Fingers and editing eyeballs crossed

First bona fide thriller after writing mysteries. Fine line between them but there you go

A red pen sits coyly atop a three neat stacks of a spanking new manuscript that are veritably bursting out of their spandex

First draft of new MS done at 131k words and 409 pages. Time for the mighty red pen to mercilessly trim the bejeezus out of it down to its bikini bod. #amwriting #amediting

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i did not make this up. this is an actual screenshot, from right now.

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

smol white paws with smol black beans of a smol white cat partially sticking out of a tunnel

#stealthmode

If you’re wanting something along the vibe of One Battle After Another, SHE RIDES SHOTGUN by Jordan Harper is a violent adventure about a dad trying to keep his little girl safe from the problems he created (hint: big ones). A whirlwind jaunt through some of SoCal’s less scenic territory. #booksky

You know how in a library no one’s trying to sell you anything?

That’s how the internet was.

The Chili Peppers doc on Netflix is worthwhile. Again with the weird AI voice for Hillel Slovak, a production choice I’ll never understand, But it’s an interesting look at LA in the 80s as the street punks became friends, bandmates, and mourners. Flea’s autobiography is A+ btw

thank you republicans for another magnificently expensive grocery shop. chef's kiss.

Welp somehow I deleted my master document file yesterday afternoon while I was working on it for hours afterwards. It disappears from Time Machine and Dropbox and MS Word at 2:32 PM yesterday. About a page and a half gone. Didn’t think that was even possible. #amwriting #amswearingalot

Thoroughly enjoyed F1 THE MOVIE. Viva popcorn flicks that hit all the right beats, with great action and Brad Pitt being Brad Pitt. Makes me want to hop in my car and say vroom vroom as I sit in LA gridlock.