Bed bath and body works? I sure hope so - I need all three of those things!

A single alpine tree on my bicep really might get my career going and the fascists rethinking their beliefs

I’m thinking the same thing

made pancakes without mix today for the first time. they are better. they are cheaper. they distracted me from existential dread for 14 minutes. 10/10 would recommend

a football player with the word patriots on his shirt ALT: a football player with the word patriots on his shirt

At first I was like NADIA NO! Then I was like NADIA YES!

if it’s raining outside, it’s my duty to act like a bed ridden Victorian boy

been at my first Padres game for 20 minutes and morphed into their biggest fan with hundreds of dollars of merch THIS IS WHAT THEY DONT TELL YOU ABOUT ADHD

drinking lemonade dreaming of other ways to antagonize my acid reflux