drop out of life
with _____ in hand

i live next to a giant air force base. there aren't like fighter jets coming and going but there are giant C-17s that circle the whole city at low altitude constantly. it's creepy af

i mean, first i heard of this band but like they MUST'VE started as a tribute act right? it's too a tee. it's more acdc than kingdom come is zeppelin.

<insert Bryon Noem joke>

this reminds me of how many conversations i've had with my 12 year old daughter to help her understand the context of 'california über alles'

play chuck norris off, keyboard cat

with clod, all things are possible

don't open the strait of hormuz, just close everything else so it doesn't feel bad

“Was broken”

i hired a 66 year old woman a while back. i know it's tough though.

intelligence and charm are universally transferable! i'm pretty mid on both and have done alright

haha i saw some clip recently of billy corgan's podcast and he was interviewing someone i didn't recognize. it was pearcy, talkin about the first time he saw van halen and it changed his whole style.

i told him and he said 'well steve, i hope you like to dance!' and he spun away laughing.

at one point i was moving through the crowd with a drink in my hand, and literally bumped into jesse jackson. he put his hands on my shoulders and sort of mock stumbled.

i said 'excuse me reverend, my fault'
'that's okay...what's your name?' he said.

i have a short jesse jackson (RIP) tale. in '07 i had just moved to chicago and was angling for jobs. a friend/surrogate aunt invited me to a retirement party for someone in SEIU Local 880. it was a big bash and sort of a who's who in chicago labor. local union bosses were doing the electric slide.

every time i see the words 'general ledger' at my work, i picture heath up in heaven in uniform.

i mean who even needs an environment

Chat GirlPT, goddess bless

i hope those monks kick some ass in DC

lol homie was negative 3!

What if we also saw Bad Bunny at the New Space/Springfield St. in 1991

is it weird i daydream about what possible biting, ridiculing, demeaning thing i could've said to jeff bezos when i temped at amazon in 1997 that could've changed the course of history? or was he already resigned to no one liking him ever by then.

it really begs the question of whether anyone in the administration is even keeping track of all the court orders.

a man in a red suit standing on a bed Alt: a short man in a red suit standing on a bed. aka ‘the arm’ from twin peaks

RIP Greg Bovino you were so young

ah yes let’s watch this alien creep climb Taipei 101 live with no ropes while people in the building spook him with their phones. this will calm my nerves.

makes me want to reread The Ice Shirt

Now do Ohio plz

tfg