Don’t forget Warshing machine

Farting on flights should be an arrestable offense.

!!!!!

Excited!

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I just lose most of my “giving a sh!t” mentality in the evening

Anything post 2pm is useless for me

One of my best friends has been in this industry and out of work for four years. This is a guy who has won three Emmy awards for his animated series.

Had an electric blue dodge raider.

Facts. Confirmed.

Every time I see it mentioned, I say it “hottest weekend concert I’ve ever been to”

Ps. Porta potty sitch top 3 worst…only beaten by Woodstock 94 and 99

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10$ pints of strawberries coming to a grocer near you

BUSHWOOD CC Country Club Pocket by tvshirts As worn at the fictitious Illinois golf club that features in Caddyshack

www.teepublic.com/tank-top/285...

Mercedes GLE the former , BMW X3 the latter

For the record it was only chased in the spring. They disappeared in the fall

Eye of a hurricane

Check a box. It feels good cuz it feels good

We used to have one that chased my wife’s old car daily. She got a new car and it disappeared

Dang!

Same. Cant wait !

That’s what we pay for bud lights up is this vampire state

Toughest non-show reentry week in a long time.

You’re gonna be alright man. Every day right now I walk into the office, not knowing if I’m going to have work or not for the week. It’s happening all over. One door closes and multiple others will open for you. See you at the sphere!

Can confirm

This dude gonna make Noem look like Mrs. Claus.

Every single day

On it now

Not with these gas prices

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From the one time, I actually saw you in real life, you seemed like a pretty shit together guy. So I guess you’re killing it!