ALWAYS HAS BEEN

TOP THREE CATCHER IN THE LEAGUE

YOU CAN STILL EXPECT HIM TO PROVIDE VALUE

Obvious caveat that people are allowed to feel whatever way, but the level of doomerism and venom on April MF 20th is so mentally exhausting

What would the pie chart look like between “COVID impacted scouting” and “drafts be like that sometimes”?

V much appreciate Leody Tavares making getting rid of Laureano not sting as badly

The .481 BABIP is insanity but we’ve seen him post a 2.5 fWAR season before so I think it’s fair to expect him to provide value even as the good fortune fades

So you’re telling me that….*checks notes*….Main Street is important

Yeah if you’re cool with being annoying as fuck and contributing nothing of substance. Eat a dick.

Just take a few games off dawg, your schtick has become tiresome

MOOD

This is the first breath I have taken in a half hour

THIS IS HAALAND'S HOUSE. 🏟️
The Etihad ROARS with Erling Haaland's strike for the Man City lead.

I’m gonna miss Bernardo Silva running around the pitch like a crazy person so much

🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

RAYAN CHERKI IS A SUPERHUMAN FOOTBALL MACHINE

Penguins can eat a Primanti covered dick

Porter Martone making some early magic, 3-1 Flyers

I haven’t been as invested in the Flyers in recent years but this late season run has awoken a belligerent monster in me and I missed this feeling so much

PORTER FUCKING MARTONE

Encouraging signs

8 walks for Esteban Mejia tonight in 2.1 innings 😬

Easier to sit fastball on 3-2 but you still have to do the work and holy shit did he do the work

Good god

I hate how much of an angel of death I am lol

wheeeeeeeee!

Cleveland hit the grand slam about 3 minutes after I turned the game on so I turned the game off and they came back so now I can’t ever watch an Orioles game again

Padres selling for nearly double the price the Orioles sold for *two years ago* is crazy as fuck

Oh I know, just hate that they took the gold accents off of the main jerseys. Makes the whole set look disjointed.

Why would you emphasize gold so much on one uniform and then not use it at all on the others, change for the sake of change ass uniforms