They do! They don't move those forward either!

Yeah ones an attack on "them" and the other is a possibly an attack, sure, but on people who are decidedly not "them".

If antelope just learned to drink from clear water holes they wouldn't have to worry about crocodile holy fuck.

This shit is hard!

-600% navy remains

What do you respect the most about someone you severelyyyyyyy dislike

You know it's a good joke because it wasn't funny before being explained and still isn't funny after being explained. It's time for me to do right wing stand up

Oh yes, certainly! I was joking about a different, far more obscure, nail guy it couldn't possibly be (though we all should know his story as a clear wrinkle in the stories about "western civilization" and a supposed affinity for capitalism)

Is this a 1639 Boston merchant Robert Keayne shirt??

I'll worry about sounding like AI when it uses "" ' ' " or [()] styles

It's not just the em dashes that sets AI apart...it's the punchable face too. Would you like me to summarize your argument in a punchier, skeet friendly format?

Dude...he ran out on those kids. Not a protagonist we can root for

You're absolutely right. Sometimes it is a bit embarrassing to get something wrong. I'll do better next time. Would you like me to retry [gooning to myself] and provide a detailed report on my success?

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Did near center politics people in the 70's have a faith in the larger economic system serving them in ways they don't post 2020? I'd think enshitfficiation, anti capitalism, and AI etc all significantly erode that foundation and soften a great deal of bounceback potential

Probably only how Pious treated hitler and the fascists, which is the most relevant papal history to their faith

I'd like to see Joe Biden try to fuck that one up

Person, woman, Doctor, Jesus, camera, TV

Tell me you've never "done a red cross" without telling me you've never "done a red cross

People absolutely love to get hooked on specific things that make or cost them money not proportionste to the actual amount.

Like complaining about electric bills rather then their mortgage interest, or taxes rather then wages

Oh yeah? Then why did the Metaverse get shut down? Checkmate libbo

When someone slings dick that good you don't need to like them to want to invite them to sit on your face again

Sure but the fact that some boomer could think that says a lot to that boomer about

What could be next? A covered person hole?

Yeah many do. They've seen neighbors speaking Spanish or low worn pants, cops not listening to them when they ask for their neighbors to be arrested...they know true terror

You're not very good at your job...

Might be war crime day, idk.

I forget who came up with it but there is a theory in humor philosophy about humor being a sort of social immune responses to help keep societial homeostasis

There are poorer people that you can take advantage of while also helping you feel better about your own subservience to the system

I actually thought this was a parody account cuz the name is so long it pushes the blue check so far right

That oughta do it.

Maybe listening to trump may make someone question his health and write a book about it

I dated Brent a while back too. He doesn't do it much, but when he quotes market figures...you best listen