#deer

Real!! This is my origin story

love bite

A simple rendered drawing of Aldea, an anthropomoprhic female deer. She has mottled brown fur with cream colored countershading and forearms and darker lower legs. She's wearing cropped overalls and a pink crop top underneath. She seems to be working on something mechanical.

A handy doe.

Completed commission for @hoofen.bsky.social

this is a silly roe
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Top image with Jerry saying, "You're crying because of Artemis II?" Bottom image with George saying, "The spirit of space travel got to me." Jerry then says, "Alright."

My god I need a woman in her forties to have insane lesbian sex with me so fucking badly. I want her moaning all fucking night ohhh my god I want to suck on her sagging tits holy fucking shitttttttt

Tea time

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Sex

lesbians deserve high quality transit so we can have better access to other lesbians

warmup doodle... sometimes it can be hard lacking certain organic features

I try to compress him in my high pressure chamber once a day and It’s visible

Overhead view of a bedroom, drawn. In the back is a bed with the curtains cracked and a peek of light coming in. In the foreground is an anthropomorphic deer (Darwin), in his underwear, slouched in a computer chair in front of two giant monitors emitting blue light.

you right now probably

Taters is a warrior

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commission for ChloStar41 from twitter

He is really hitting that shit 🔥

gift from @gurmble.bsky.social to @sylviemaple.bsky.social ♥♥

throw a brick at the cop in your head

it turns out the hand is a decent approximation of the size of a deer tail (maybe a bit small), so i can stick my hand at the base of my spine and wag it. also i love getting startled by loud noises then freezing up :3

deer thoughts 💭

vampire girl who kidnaps you to keep you as a bloodbag but she keeps slipping estradiol into your iron supplements and brushing your hair and cooing and it's honestly pretty nice and it's not like you had anything to go Back to right you should really just stay with her you think

Monsert

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sometimes there's a joke that you know is funny to nobody, including yourself, but if you don't exorcise it by posting it's GONNA get stuck in your head and annoy you

Now as Jesus was walking by the Sea of Galilee, He saw two brothers, Simon, who was called Peter, and his brother Andrew, casting a bulborb into the onion; for they were pikmin. And He said to them, “Follow Me, and I will make you pikkers of min.”

sure u gave that trans woman 20 dollars but did u ensure that her little feminine penis was kissed - no u didnt because ur a bad ally. and now ur thinking chaser thoughts. bad ally. give her 20 more dollars.

Good morning
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