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Such a brave boy.

The future of making sure you don’t leave this guy alone with your drink

The law firm Kash Patel hired for his defamation suit was a major player in the landmark People vs. Foster Brooks case, so he’s not fucking around.

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

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Has Lee Cronin earned the “Lee Cronin’s The Mummy” status?

Can’t rein me in.

Monster Saturday night with apple slices and almond butter.

I’m trying to imagine someone thinking this would work.

Bluesky must be down again…oh wait, it’s Friday night.

Max Muncy just hit a bomb wearing a turtleneck.

THE KID (1921)

CITY LIGHTS (1931)

MODERN TIMES (1936)

THE GREAT DICTATOR (1940)

HBO Max has a Charlie Chaplin Birthday Collection w/ 9 shorts and 9 features — including more-relevant-than-ever masterpieces like MODERN TIMES (1936) and THE GREAT DICTATOR (1940).

Who knows what the future holds for HBO Max, so enjoy this while you can! #FilmSky

Halo-vision. St. Robby. The Pitt layin’ it on thick.

Ballerina, out time has come to an end. 1 hour 10 minutes in. 55 minutes remaining.

The first half hour of Ballerina was so generic I should just turn it off, but now there needs to actually be a story so maybe the screenwriter will wake up.

Larry King's been gone for 5 years but the man's prostate is still delivering quality programming on late-night TV

Dr. Robby’s season two boohoo fest was just not my jam.

The image is a screen shot from MSNOW's "Chris Jansing Reports" of Jansing interviewing a doctor over the chyron: "Dr. Oz: Trump thinks diet soda kills cancer cells."

We need a new term like "emotional labor" but for how much time and energy this country spends on a daily basis defusing and debunking one man's delusional bullshit.

WordleBot punishing my skill score for winning in 2 moves.

Wordle 1,762 2/6

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Skill 67/99
Luck 93/99

Example 2167 that the economy is about to crash.

You can’t win a ground war against the Pope.

I will go to this.

Take a moment to remember how weird it is our president communicates with us through a bottom-tier social media site called Truth Social. It’s like if he governed from the comment section of a porn site.

Popes really should base all their preaching around the stock market.

Later, asshole.

Placed on my windshield at the dog park today. Thinking I can handle the maybe 2 minutes a week it takes to pick up dog waste. Do appreciate the dog wearing sunglasses next to his shit though.

Bummer that tens of millions of our fellow citizens are disappointed Orban lost.

Tulips when I ghost them & head straight toward lilacs.

#MJMlilacReport