If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris doesn't buy Honey. He chews bees. 🐝

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat. 🥩

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe.
He holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
🧅😭

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris once made fire by rubbing two ice cubes. 🧊🧊🔥

Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has a diary: It’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.

Chuck Norris is so manly, even his chest hair has chest hair.

Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a
poisonous snake. And after a week of excruciating pain, the snake died.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.

When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.”