Ah yes, another day spreading the influence of the greatest weapon ever. You know, the one with an absurdly large one-shot hitbox and a questionable reputation.

Plus the original versions of both teams had corresponding colors (orange for Omega and Army, cyan for Shadow and Mask, purple for Basil and Skull, pink for Nolan and Aloha). Rider and Chara just decided to be different. Don't ask how I got into this investigation.

I need to do this bc Blue sky has a character limit of 300.

The amount of similarities between @moonlightspl.bsky.social and the S5 (S4 + Rider) characters from the Splatoon Manga are surprising. Both teams have:

Thinking of pulling a Chara and changing the account's branding to something random for April Fools, and not acknowledging it during or after. Any ideas?

Not to be one of those people, but we really did just get ONE TRAILER for Splatoon Raiders and then NOTHING ELSE for 9 MONTHS. Like, I bet some of you forgot that game was a thing until seeing this.

Hey! HEY!
Stop scrolling Bluesky and go brush your teeth.
I know you didn't 🪥

@wiperpropaganda.bsky.social @stamperpropaganda.bsky.social
Triple sword propaganda anarchy open when?

(It'd be funny trust)

No, but while you're in the area, I do recommend going up to NYC, the pizza there is immaculate.

Version including the subs and specials on the other swords

Hopes for the 3-cav. I will now take questions.

This made me actually fold with laughter, have a ❤

I might do this again if I find something else interesting (and if y'all had fun). But for now, back to the toothbrush.

The closest was ‪@g8spl.bsky.social‬, who noticed the Sheldon's Picks and Kensa fact. They even named-dropped Dynamo, so congrats to you, G8.

Also, ‪@miner853.bsky.social noticed that the second kits of these four are sponsored by in-game clothing brands, something that I didn't even know.

Aight, no one got it in two days, so here's the answer.
All four of these weapons have a Sheldon's Picks Kit, a Kensa Kit, and a Barazushi/Emberz Kit. The fifth one was Dynamo.

Keep going with that first idea...

No... keep going with the first thing you said. The S.P./K.C. idea.

The clothing fact I had no idea of (though it is INSANE), the Splat one is in the same boat, and the first one is SO close.
Combine the first and third, if that makes any sense.

Note the Brands. That is all.

Oh yeah, it did. IDK how I didn't see that. That is unfortunately not it

Further... keep going with the kit idea.

No, I don't think mini ever had a Suction

You are SO close

Aight rare no-Decav trivia time.
These four weapons all are similar in one way, and they share that similarity with one other. First to guess... bragging rights, I guess.
If no one gets it today, I will repost with a hint tomorrow.

That's an interesting point. However, I think with the ability to cancel it and also just being able to (apologies if this sounds like an insult) move out of the radius balances it, and it is in NO ways as horribly designed as Missiles or Wail. I think it's at the same level as Vac/Wave/Storm.

What makes you say that?

FOLLOW UP QUESTION: Will it be Wasabi or Bubblegum?

Y'all, am I crazy for wanting this?

I might have given Nogami a toothbrush as a bribe...

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

NEVERMIND WE WIN THESE
(also, nice win for Dynamo)