Theres nothing more "Im an American conservative" than deciding the solution to child hunger isn't feeding the children, but more people in jail.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS SITTING ON A SMALL STOOL, AND SHE HAS HER HEAD PROPPED UP IN HER LEFT HAND SHE LOOKS WORRIED, SHE IS THINKING OF A JAIL P2- NANCY HAS HER HANDS OVER HER EYES AS SHE THINKS OF MUGSHOT PHOTOS, THE FIRST ONE IS AL CAPONE THE SECOND IS JOHN DILLINGER AND THE LAST MUGSHOT IS A PICTURE OF HERSELF P3- FRITZI SEES NANCY SITTING ON THE STOOL, NANCY IS COVERING HER FACE AS. SHE THINKS OF HERSELF IN A STRIPED PRISON UNIFORM FRITZI: WHAT'S WRONG, NANCY? P4- NANCY: THIS BOOK IS SEVEN DAYS OVERDUE AT THE LIBRARY

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 19,1947

peven stinker

bought some dvds they aren’t here yet

fwump

pots in pans

Thinking about making a neocities website

swag

Been spending most our lives living in a cheeseburger in paradise

itty bitty baby itty bitty boat

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

do you think grimace is married

your own
donald trump
jesus

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

sitting on the couch

Was thinking about this one recently. Song gets stuck in my head all the time

townsfolk talking to me like I’m the damn constable of Constantinople

thought that shit was a glory hole but no turned out I had my dick in the pillory

the villagers are putting my ass on the catherine wheel

looking into sodas

top 10 wildest names on sports history

Artemis II live updates as crew splashes down near San Diego after historic moon mission NASA's Artemis II astronauts return to Earth with a splashdown landing in the Pacific Ocean after making a high-speed reentry through the atmosphere.

BREAKING: The Orion capsule carrying the Artemis II crew splashes down off the California coast in the Pacific Ocean.

smokin on that dog shit

"There she is!!!" by SamBakZa was posted 22 YEARS AGO today on @newgrounds.com. Happy Anniversary to Doki and Nabi!

i could build one thats bigger and better

usb thump drive

Twitter ad that says "Keak is now insane" with before and after screenshots of indistinguishable ecommerce pages

Keak is now insane