Capt. Willard, reflecting on Col. Kurtz's record

Never get out of the boat. Absolutely fucking god-damned right.

Do you suppose the treeline they napalmed in the Philippines to make the movie is back to normal?

close up shot of heat shield tiles and starboard navigation/attitude thrusters of Space Shuttle Discovery

F-14 Tomcat starboard jet engine intake

Other eye level sights I've seen.

Space Shuttle Discovery, pictured here behind an SR-71 Blackbird on display at the Smithsonian Dulles facility

There are some who could tell you exactly how tall I am from this photo and a working knowledge of various aerospace specifications.

a bunker full of Dinty Moore beef stew, Hormel Chili and Dole canned fruit

POV you are just surviving the apocalypse and you hit the mother lode:

NGL, I wake up every day thankful that my daughter is stronger and 1000x less annoying than "the boy"

I'm not braver or more principled than she is. I'm just more resourceful and stubborn and have a higher tolerance for misery.

To the extent that we've ever watched it together (she usually falls asleep for most movies), my wife always says "I'm with her" when Charlize makes an early exit from the apocalypse depicted in The Road. It's important to have good communication in a marriage.

If you think about it, it's kind of nuts that Cormac McCarthy's book came out in 2006, and that the movie The Road got made in 2009.
This is incorrect. The book was written in 1965, like Dune.

Okay. Well nobody replied with a preference, so The Road it is. If you all have nightmares tonight it's not my fault.

Your guys' pictures aren't uploading.

He told me he'd make extra noise slamming the container around on the hydraulic dumper thing tomorrow morning if he likes what you left for him.

Campari

Who wants to be an influencer? I can't decide which of these to watch tonight, so you should reply with your preference.

Annihilation
Ex Machina
The Road
Mortal Engines

I have to tear the perforated sprocket strips perfectly off both edges before I can even look at the substance of the message.

Fine, but would you mind lighting a candle?

They're banning cheap Chinese routers over fears of them being Trojan horses for cyber warfare (a reasonable enough fear), but what about my cheap Chinese underwear? I would like assurances that my trusty Bamboo Cool briefs will not be turned against me as part of a coordinated attack.

Pretty good segue into selling them a paperback copy you just happen to have with you.

Skedaddle with the cattle prods!

trillium flower, recently bloomed

moss covered rock, about the size of your head

gnarled and extremely weathered pine tree trunk between several live beech trees

Three things I saw today while walking in the woods:

Is anything that happens to a bull fighter at the business end of a bull really an accident?

colds: "C'mon. Can't I kill you just a little bit?"

Doing actual work for a company for a long time takes a toll on a body, and this guy ain't showing it.

New Apple guy is too attractive to be "veteran engineer."

Do the ladies love all the male full frontal and chest hair that's on prestige TV these days?
I hope so, because there is a lot of it on every single episode of every single show, and I just hope it's worth it, because we all have to know about Dr Cox and Michael Scott's tiny nipples now.

We've used an AI to design a stimulant so dangerous it causes lightning bolts to shoot from the eyes of its victims and secretly added it to the coffee at this fine restaurant. Let's listen in to what people have to say about it.

Too Many Dicks (On The Dance Floor) YouTube video by Flight Of The Conchords - Topic

John Oliver should have had this playing during the thrown dildo segment last night:
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The weather this afternoon will be portly clowny.

What if, and I know this sounds nuts, what if we don't let him continue to be President? We can dither about the morality of jailing him later, but maybe he just shouldn't be the chief executive of everything any more.