YUP. Dark out and I’m somehow still late??

This Monday morning post time change has me suggesting to my coworkers that we all give heroin a try.

Yeah mothers give birth to us and fund us for 18 years, but we have to coach them through making a Christmas card on the Walmart website, so it basically comes out even.

Diddy spotted on 80/35 today

Everyone talks about how Phil Collins had no business going that hard on the Tarzan soundtrack or Michael Caine in the Muppets Christmas Carol.

But no one talks about how the Christian cartoon VEGGIE TALES had no business being THAT funny.

Hot take but going to the dentist is worse than a gyno appointment

The only thing I don’t like about the Normal Gossip podcast is that I didn’t think of it first.

@casualcliche.bsky.social OMG HI

#pumprules

This Microsoft outage is the most unifying experience our country has had in quite a while 🫶🏻

7:00 a.m. Saturday morning thought: In Christmas Vacation, they should’ve shown what the inside of cousin Eddie’s RV looked like.

a woman is sitting in a hammock and eating an apple . ALT: a woman is sitting in a hammock and eating an apple .

Nothing like telling the darkest stories I know to my coworkers at lunch and ruining everyone’s day

Throwback to two years ago when a deer dropped dead in our yard the day before our Halloween party

There has been a dead deer hanging from a tree in the woods outside my office window at work. I have a lot of questions. It also feels symbolic somehow?

It’s been a while, so I just want to say once again that FB business suite is ABSOLUTE trash. How can a platform suck this much? And continue sucking a little more each year?

It’s officially humidifier szn.

Bluesky devs trying to manage the servers through all this user growth: