Every OpenAI investor frantically asking ChatGPT “what’s the ROI on inventing a deity” and becoming despondent at the answer

APPL is CONPLICIT with the (rolls dice) neoliberals for REFUSING to electrocute people

Right down the center of the photo

Still kinda wild the GBA could emulate the Famicom well enough for some commercial games

Yeah that agrees with my mental math

gork is this true

Damn I’m gonna have to try them, I love black beans.

Young man, maybe you’re just a ghost, I said
Young man, all through life you just coast, I said,
Young man, ‘cause you’re hating yourself,
You just make yourself unhappy

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unreasonably happy to discover that science has developed Vitamin Bee

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

It’s also inherently “low-trust”, against public health services and practices.

If you say "gee-you-ee" quickly, it kinda morphs into Gooey? it's close enough that I could see it evolving that way

what on earth

You’re not wrong

Laughs in Aurora 4x

What did they do to that poor burger

weak on crime, strong on feasts

A photo of Sugarbush Squirrel (an actual eastern grey squirrel) dressed in a little white pope outfit complete with a pope hat. She is sitting in an elaborate miniature set that i guess is supposed to be the pope's throne room or something.

WEAK ON CRIME

I’m so sorry :(

Gotta have that “Supremo Bean”

Mario in front of a computer looking confused.

“When a bug hits your code, and your servers implode, that’s zero-day”

Yeah it’s a weird term

I think the name comes from how long you have to put out a fix for it, because often times with software bugs you have coordinated disclosures that are like 90 days or whatever. So instead of having 90 days to fix it, you have 0.

d'oh

a software vulnerability that can be used in "zero days", that is, can be used immediately to hack something.

Some people have speculated that there's a power struggle in the Senate and Liz is re-aligning herself with the anti-Schumer faction.

But yikes, nothing can be worth endorsing Platner.

I’m assuming it’s something along those lines, because there was likely a lot of hard-coding assumptions about a flat structure in how they initially made it scale.

“Hey Ted, users are complaining that they can’t put their files into folders, can you do the dumbest hack you can think of and have it out by Friday?”

If the Big Crunch is real, then all of existence is a Great Sandwich between spontaneous creation and contraction.

Plus, sandwiches are often improved by adding chips or something else with a good crunch.

Fry from Futurama, squinting his eyes. Commonly used for the “I see what you did there” meme.